Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 28, 2020

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    kaffekup   about 1 year ago

    See that down line, Bob?

    Guess who’s going to be blamed for it?

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 1 year ago

    The guy at the head of the table always wins.

    If the line goes up he takes credit and takes the bonus.

    If the line goes down, he blames you and terminates you. He therefore gets credit for eliminating the problem and gets the bonus

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    Concretionist  about 1 year ago

    It’s not a problem, it’s an opportunity! … to downsize in a way that removes either the less competent or the least brown-nosed. Or both.

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    pastauch  about 1 year ago

    On a ledge, in a chair with wheels…

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    Leojim  about 1 year ago

    5 ft to your right please Bob.

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    I Mad Am I  about 1 year ago

    The feeling might be confirmed when you get up and try to get back in the building… only to discover all of the windows have been ordered locked tight. And the staff for that floor been given an early time off for the day.

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    Ed A.  about 1 year ago

    Bob’s got a hygiene problem.

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    Superfrog  about 1 year ago

    That’s the last time Bob will forget to wash his hands in the executive bathroom.

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    aKG1  about 1 year ago

    On the plus side, Bob finally got an office with a view.

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    in.amongst  about 1 year ago

    Some people are Ledgendary!

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    allen@home  about 1 year ago

    There is a empty chair across from Bob. Did some guy decided to punch his own ticket.

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    Say What?  about 1 year ago

    Maybe it’s a demotion to the window washer position, which at least has the benefits of social distancing and avoiding the smell of hydrogen sulfide and ammonia from the boardroom.

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    gbars70  about 1 year ago

    Could be he’s just a copious producer of methane.

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    whahoppened  about 1 year ago

    I’m sure this has nothing to do with the bird flu…at least one is still here.

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    dot-the-I  about 1 year ago

    Bob thought the job description read Hedge fund manager.

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    When the boss said ’we’re going to work remotely, Bob thought he meant work from home.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It appears to me that the CEO thinks Bob has B.O. Either that or the airing of grievances has taken on a new high.

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    Ib12us  about 1 year ago

    That’s a mighty fine ledge you got there. Mine barely had enough room for me…and the boss. Yep. Mighty fine. I miss the boss.

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    preacherman  about 1 year ago

    Look on the bright side, now Bob can remove the mask.

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    SusieB  about 1 year ago

    Bob is lucky he works for a place that takes the virus seriously. I work for a company, in Floriduh, where social distancing is non existent. I am the ONLY one who wears a mask in meetings or anytime I’m up from my cubicle desk. I work with a group of selfish fools.

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    grocks  about 1 year ago

    Ya’ think?

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  about 1 year ago

    Bob was always bragging about thinking outside the box, then one day…

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    david_42  about 1 year ago

    Much less likely to catch the COOVID-19 outside, so maybe Bob’s the standby.

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    Whatcouldgowrong  about 1 year ago

    C’mon Bob, think outside the box. Great chance to be the next Batman. From there, you can see all of Gotham, spot a crime in progress, remove the dress-suit disguise, and spring into action. Yo, Robin, to the Batmobile!

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    jtt  about 1 year ago

    Yeah, maybe Bob works for Chevron. He’s about to experience the old white guy downsizing program. Just remember, Bob, it’s not the fall; it’s the landing. ;-)

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    rlaker22j  about 1 year ago

    it’s who you know and who you blow

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    Linguist  about 1 year ago

    “Funny,” thought Bob, “I could have sworn they said I’d be the hedge funds manager…”

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    Herb L 1954  about 1 year ago

    Someone has to feed the pigeons ;)

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    mwksix  about 1 year ago

    He’s in the Tweeter section…

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hmmm … the other guy must’ve gotten an early jump on the agenda.

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    pcmcdonald  about 1 year ago

    So the ledge on goes.

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    bakana  about 1 year ago

    Bob was overheard expressing Sympathy for someone.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 7a1600]  about 1 year ago

    Poor Bob

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