Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 27, 2020

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    kaffekup   almost 4 years ago

    Then he’s in the wrong line.

    There’s no line there, they can’t wait to get them in.

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    Say What? Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “Stand right there while I pull this lever.”

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 4 years ago

    Did the virus get him ?

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    sirbadger  almost 4 years ago

    Are you judged based on results or intentions?

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    hangedman  almost 4 years ago

    I’m the one who came up with “Lock ’em up!” Trump stole it from me. It’s true.

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    I Mad Am I  almost 4 years ago

    I am kind-of curious as to how many politicians has gotten the virus. I know sports is getting hit hard. Mostly when one of the players goes to a funeral (perfectly fine) but continues to a Strip Club instead of the Team’s Safety Bubble he was suppose to return to.

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    dadoctah  almost 4 years ago

    There’s a waiting list to be the one who tells him to go to hell.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 4 years ago

    He’ll probably get his T.S. card punched and given a parachute to get to the southern regions where he’ll “just need to live with it.”

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    Sanspareil  almost 4 years ago

    At least he knows the result of his egregious policy.

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    shanen0  almost 4 years ago

    Reminded me of one of my favorite cheerful songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkU1ob_lHCw (Vote Him Away)

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    why isn’t he already a lump of smoldering cinder…?

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    cdward  almost 4 years ago

    Maybe part of the whole torture is the assumption you deserve (Or bought your way to) the best, the anticipation of heaven since you’re in line, and the sudden drop just in front of the gates. Or maybe everyone gets in… who knows.

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    A# 466  almost 4 years ago

    Except that his position is the correct one. COVID-19 is here to stay; no amount of wishful thinking will alter the facts.

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    jessie d.  almost 4 years ago

    It does seem an inordinate number of Republicans come down with it. Probably in their dying breaths w/o a mask they cry out Herr Trump and salute.

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    “Nazi Europe” – just live with it. If our wartime president FDR were like Trump.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It would indeed be nice to meet the exact people who made some of the dumber Government decisions. Just saying.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Problem with a “we need to live with it” virus policy is about ten percent of the population winds up dying.

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    Whatcouldgowrong  almost 4 years ago

    For those who believe that all things come from an all-knowing, all-loving, all-powerful god who has a plan: If god created the COVID virus, whose continued existence depends on infecting humans, our efforts to thwart the virus translate to opposing god’s will. That has never ended well. I’m thinking that guy is going to get the gold star on his halo. And a front row cloud on which to spend eternity, as a reward for supporting the plan.

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    WGillete  almost 4 years ago

    The Big Guy will look him in the eye, cough, and pull the red handle to open the trapdoor.

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    Well, that’s the problem isn’t it? A lot of people can’t “live with it.” They tend to “die from it.” Not that anybody cares, of course. /s

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    strictures  almost 4 years ago

    That looks like the climb up Chilkoot Pass during the Yukon Gold Rush.

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    timinwsac Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Shouldn’t he have orange hair?

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    flageek Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    But first… you’re judged by the highest court.

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    Outnumbered  almost 4 years ago

    Matthew 7:13-14, “Enter by the narrow gate; for wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and there are many who go in by it. Because narrow is the gate and difficult is the way which leads to life, and there are few who find it." (NKJV)

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    The blandness of real evil, he was only following orders.

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    That must be Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro! There are many folks in Brazil who are praying that he’s standing in that line a lot sooner than later.

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    llosik  almost 4 years ago

    the real question is: is he going in or going “down”?

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    It’s easy to blame the government. It’s much harder to accept personal responsibility. Reality often ruins the joke.

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 4 years ago

    Isn’t it amazing that the most evil people around us all think they deserve to go to heaven?

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    No. He’s not the one who came up with it, he’s just the one who got thrown under the bus for it.

    We all know which incompetent, criminal, traitor fraud came up with “live with the hoax…er, virus” line.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 4 years ago

    That is the 2nd Resurrection of the damned for final judgement and a swim in the lake of fire.

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    bakana  almost 4 years ago

    He was probably well on his way Downhill long before he came up with That bit of idiocy.

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    lordhoff  almost 4 years ago
    he’s truthful – should be a shoe-in.
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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yup and herd immunity only means 285,000,000 Americans have to get it.

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