Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 09, 2020

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    mwksix  over 3 years ago

    Speak out, not up!

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    I Mad Am I  over 3 years ago

    “There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant”― Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This could work with the right marketing plan.

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    There is a trash can next to the information booth. Do people throw away information?

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Some folks really do need parents.

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    The booth for what (we think) you need to know.

    It’s for your/our own good.

    Stand back and (we’ll) speak up.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    On a need to know basis only.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 3 years ago

    First fact. Put on your dang mask, sonny!

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    Say it, don’t spray it.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Since Dad’s tattoo career from yesterday was short-lived, giving info/advice with Mom as his business partner was Plan B.

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    Alabama Al  over 3 years ago

    Nevermind six feet. If the guy wearing the backwards-turned ball cap knew that stand was there he probably wouldn’t come within six miles of it.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    “Don’t trust anyone over 30!” Remember that?

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 3 years ago

    For every wise couple, you’ll find another screaming at someone at a Walmart because they have been politely asked to wear a face covering.

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  over 3 years ago

    How empty-nesters cope.

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    Bittermelon of Truth  over 3 years ago

    I wonder if they offer gossip. Or where to find the best pot.

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    Nate England  over 3 years ago

    It’s for our own good… it’s for our own good… own good… own good… own good…

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    patiodragon  over 3 years ago

    If they had a cat, it would literally be snopes.com

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    Whatcouldgowrong  over 3 years ago

    In my grade school we were required to have a handkerchief. Every day the teacher assigned a student to walk through the classroom and call out the name of any student who didn’t produce a handkerchief. Wonder how the anti-common-sense-consideration-for-others folks would respond to that.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Its the people who always say “No.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Leaving home at 18 meant Mom and Dad could no longer tell me what to do. From then on they just gave me advice. I take advice better than I took orders. Odd, that.

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    Whatcouldgowrong  over 3 years ago

    Now that I dig deeper into my childhood memories, I recall that we were not only required to carry a handkerchief. One half of our report card was “Conduct.” And “Use of the Handkerchief” was a line item.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I would have thought this was a Wiley Bear scheme with a pit trap in front of the booth.

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    All answers start with “In my day…”.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What I’d be tempted to try is asking Earl and Edna “Who’s smarter, men or women?”, then stand back and let ’em have at it.

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    COL Crash  over 3 years ago

    The Folks always spoil my fun by pointing out why the things I’m doing are both stupid and dangerous.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    I ran out of useful information years ago.

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    Jml58  over 3 years ago

    Everybody wants to give advice. Nobody wants to take it.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 3 years ago

    “He that goeth about to persuade a multitude, that they are not so well governed as they ought to be shall never want attentive and favourable hearers …” Richard Hooker (1554-1600)

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    rlaker22j  over 3 years ago

    I don’t do tests

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