Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 08, 2020

Wheels instead of clamps might have been the first clue?

Up the down ski lift.

Ain’t it the truth. (speaking from experience … )

What was that insurance company which ran those cartoon ads years ago showing someone unknowingly about to experience an enormous disaster, and is commenting something like: “Why yes, my insurance is with _______. Why do you ask?”

I’m guessing the shysters own the lift!

How can the cable be going both directions at the same time?

Zip line – weeee!!!

The car to cable bar being at a right angle isn’t exactly engineering at its best either. Besides they could only afford the one cable and the scheduler mixed his ups with his downs.

It’s the Lawyer’s Theme Park, “Litigation Land”, complete with such attractions as the “Contusion Canyon” thrill ride, the “Slip and Fall” Skating rink, “It’s a Whiplash World After All” boat ride, and, as shown here, “Sprain Mountain”!

I wonder if the cartoonist ever get ideas from all the different comments

Or both are going the same direction except the one got completely twisted.

It clearly is not but would be described as doing such by a personal injury attorney in his complaint.

Always important to consider the source

“Let’s kill all the lawyers” is a line from William Shakespeare’s Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2.

The full quote is “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers”

Rudy was the one lawyer saying this doesn’t look right ;~|

The character speaking is remarkably calm for someone facing imminent death.

This brings new meaning to Zip-Line!

This is the non sequitur. Wiley, you did it again.

Make crime pay, become a lawyer.