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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 26, 2020

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    pjevans99  2 months ago

    Another graduate from the Blind Trust Center For Higher Learning?

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    in.amongst  2 months ago

    ah! the vice of advice…

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    Watcher  2 months ago

    Life would be boring without fantasy.

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    WMORAN1  2 months ago

    Look up ’It’s A Bird, It’s a Plane…’ by Norman Spinrad.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 2 months ago

    First floor office we hope?

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    sirbadger  2 months ago

    Fortunately, the voices in my head warn me that I can’t really fly.

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    kaffekup   2 months ago

    I’m pretty sure, if he’s in this guy’s office, he was soliciting advice.

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    mattro53  2 months ago

    No it was just a fly by and a crash and burn.

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    mattro53  2 months ago

    The last panel is so true. No one seems to appreciate being told they are stupid and ugly.

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    SchadenfreudePersonified  2 months ago

    You just can’t bear to see anyone enjoying themselves, can you?

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    The Old Wolf  2 months ago

    When this happens to me, at least it’s in my dreams.

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    dot-the-I  2 months ago

    Peter Pan-er post self-insight bears a striking resemblance to Obvious Man. Hmmmm….

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    Kaputnik  2 months ago

    The least plausible thing here is a professional analyst giving free advice.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 2 months ago

    Now, if someone could just convince a certain someone in Washington D.C. that he’s NOT an Omnipotent Emperor…but a civil servant that is supposed to be working for US…

    Naahhh… that’ll NEVER HAPPEN!!!

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    dflak  2 months ago

    Cartoon physics. Wiley Coyote never starts to fall until he looks down and notices that he is not standing on solid ground.

    Warner Brothers did get one thing right: the feet do fall faster than the head, but it isn’t as noticeable unless you are in the vicinity of a black hole.

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    Diat60  2 months ago

    fa-WHOOSH???

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    J Quest  2 months ago

    Psychiatric kryptonite…

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    i_am_the_jam  2 months ago

    “I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every second of it!!!” :D :D :D

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    sanderling75  2 months ago

    If daydreaming ever becomes a disease, there will be lots of pragmatists with the cure.

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    LKrueger41  2 months ago

    According to the Hitchhiker’s Guide, “There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

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    Prey  2 months ago

    More like “It´s a bird, it´s a plane …… oh that´s a nasty stain!”

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    Rad-ish says, posting No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member 2 months ago

    There she stood in drag, just-a lookin’ cool in astrakhan.

    She’s lookin’ just a little wiped out, she said I looked like Peter Pan.

    Yawning in the sun, oh baby, like a child I run.

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    Donovan Museum

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    feverjr  2 months ago

    “It reminds me of that old joke- you know, a guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, hey doc, my brother’s crazy! He thinks he’s a chicken. Then the doc says, why don’t you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. I guess that’s how I feel about relationships. They’re totally crazy, irrational, and absurd, but we keep going through it because we need the eggs.”

    ― Woody Allen, Annie Hall

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    Leave him alone, all he was doing was saving lives and violating airspace.

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    Linguist  2 months ago

    It never fails… just when you’re soaring high in the sky with the eagles, some pedantic son-of-a-psychiatrist shoots you down. BUMMER!

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    Honorable mention in the banjo toss Premium Member 2 months ago

    Guy standing in a psychiatrist’s office with a sock puppet on his hand. The puppet is saying to the psychiatrist, “He didn’t want to come, but I insisted.” (A cartoon I saw a long time ago, I forget where.)

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    zzeek  2 months ago

    Another lesson learned the hard way when he hit the ground. Those superhero landings ain’t what they’re cracked up to be in the movies. Now he’s got cracked, possibly broken bones to prove it.

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    Vet Premium Member 2 months ago

    I just let them fly and fail. Much more funnier that way.

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    DCBakerEsq  2 months ago

    In all candor, I think you’re all demented.

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    Lablubber   2 months ago

    Now let’s discuss your obsession with phone booths.

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    mattro53  2 months ago

    For some reason this reminds me of the only joke about Poles I ever thought was funny. What’s green and flies over Poland?

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    mister_lister  2 months ago

    Look up ! Its a bird, its a plane…. here’s mud in your eye!

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    keenanthelibrarian  2 months ago

    I suppose someone had to bring him down to earth – perhaps not in one go, though …

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    bakana  2 months ago

    To add Insult to Injury, the shrink billed him for an “hour” of Therapy even though it only took 10 Seconds.

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    BrookFan  2 months ago

    Look up in the sky ’It’s A Bird, It’s a Plane. Splat, its a bird.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sanity is overrated, just look at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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    rob mccallum Premium Member 2 months ago

    I can fly! I can fly!

    No you can’t it’s impossible.

    You couldn’t wait to tell me that until I was safely on the ground?

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    WCLamb  2 months ago

    We encourage constipation while the train is in the station…moonlight always makes me think of you. If you wish to pass some water, kindly call the pullman porter; he’ll place a vessel in the vestibule. If the porter isn’t here, then try the platform in the rear… the one in front is likely to be cool…

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