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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 23, 2020

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 9 months ago

    Income recyclers.

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    sirbadger  9 months ago

    Recycling: Is that where you get 2 couples together and they swap spouses?

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    Concretionist  9 months ago

    In software, “decoupling” is regarded as a good thing…

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    Bittermelon of Truth  9 months ago

    I’m going to go with “decoupling attorney.”

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    Watcher  9 months ago

    And I guess hiring a pre-owned attorney is better than hiring a new attorney.

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    eastern.woods.metal  9 months ago

    After all that talk of socks yesterday. I went to the laundromat in the afternoon. I chuckled to myself as I did the laundry. I went out for a midnight snack and as I came home there’s a sock lying in the snow in front of the apartment building. I picked it up and lo and behold it’s mine

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    keenanthelibrarian  9 months ago

    And it’s still a divorce.

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    Maybe it means they re-use the old restraining orders.

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    Masterskrain  9 months ago

    The Number 1 cause of Divorce in America today? MARRIAGE!!

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Priceless

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    Nate England  9 months ago

    Ah, but that means he also doubles as a matchmaker!

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    dot-the-I  9 months ago

    The top 1% retain an Espousabality Re-capacitator.

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    Flatlander, the commentator formally known as...  9 months ago

    My wife’s divorce lawyer was my best man

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 9 months ago

    I think it would be helpful to have a marriage counsels office right next to all Divorce Lawyer offices. I mean if one doesn’t work for me, perhaps the other one will. You know, freedom of choice and all that.

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    mattro65  9 months ago

    It’s good that divorce is easier to obtain but not so good so many that could probably work things out divorce because it’s the easy way out.

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    thelost wizard  9 months ago

    While we’re here why don’t we go in and see what he’s like.

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    Masterskrain  9 months ago

    BUT, of course, the Buy Bull Bangers INSIST that Gay Marriage will destroy the institution of Marriage… odd, but straight couples seem to be doing a heck of a good job of that all on their own!

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    Orcatime  9 months ago

    The PC lawyer

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    Night-Gaunt49  9 months ago

    Redefine then sell.

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    Godfreydaniel  9 months ago

    Some of my exes are some of my favorite people! (THe other exes, not so much………..)

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    We used to be able to send all our divorces to China but they were too toxic.

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    bakana  9 months ago

    Which Recycling Bin do you put them into?

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