Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 20, 2020


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    eastern.woods.metal  4 months ago

    They found the two smartest humans on the planet

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    Watcher  4 months ago

    They’re just here for Happy Hour.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’m pretty sure they don’t want to be taken to any leaders.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 4 months ago

    The bar must have big doors for that to have come in the normal way.

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    Aussie Down Under  4 months ago

    I’d go with the nothing really shocks me anymore as it would be impossible to eat sardines with removing their helmets.

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    Enter.Name.Here  4 months ago

    See. I was right! The aliens HAVE visited and are here right now! although I admit I suspected the Aardvarks.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 4 months ago

    Wearing their little environmental cold suits.

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    Just because they look like they’d like sardines, doesn’t mean they would like sardines. For all you can tell at this point, they could be after anything from Bud Lite to Macallan. Or even peanuts or pickled eggs.

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    Farside99  4 months ago

    How about if you try fish and chips?

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    Sanspareil  4 months ago

    They are really here for pilchards!

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    keenanthelibrarian  4 months ago

    Just perfect.

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    Gary Fabian  4 months ago

    How else are penguins supposed to fly?

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    Brockie  4 months ago

    Yeah, after Donnie Darko nothing would ever surprise anyone….geeeesh. Go Chiefs!

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    Pickled Pete  4 months ago

    I’ve often wondered what goes on under that great ice mass. . .must have workshops built ..

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    bobpeters61  4 months ago

    Does their spaceship’s computer system run Linux?

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    David Henderson  4 months ago

    I know how the man feels. This world is so crazy now days.

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    dot-the-I  4 months ago

    Oh, oh, hang on: The Flying Spaghetti Monster looking upon this scene just said, “Hold my beer.”

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    Linguist  4 months ago

    After the past 4 years, I am beyond being surprised, shocked, dismayed, embarrassed, furious, or any of the myriad of normal emotions I had back before the National Disgrace became President of the United States.

    Perhaps, after November 2020, I will regain some normality and stop being so numb. Then again… the pessimist in me says…

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 4 months ago

    Just wait until they break into a very well Choreographed dancing routine…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Not to worry. If the technology was built by anyone like humans, they just sent the penguins in first to see if we would hurt them. The assault/colony forces will come in later. Assaulting or colonizing depending on our treatment of the birds.

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    FassEddie  4 months ago

    How’d they get that ship through the door?

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    KEA  4 months ago

    they’re preparing to follow the dolphins before the Earth is destroyed

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    Phaeton51  4 months ago

    You can’t make a “Fisherman’s Martini” without Anchovy Stuffed Olives!

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    Honorable mention in the banjo toss  4 months ago

    “So, three miniature penguins in spacesuits teleport into a bar……..”

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member 4 months ago

    A beer would be a good start for BOTH outlooks !!! lol

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    Kabana_Bhoy  4 months ago

    These 3 alien penguins walk into a bar…

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    RU2L8?!  4 months ago

    Soooooo…instead of “Planet of the Apes” we now have “Planet of the Penguins”?

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    DCBakerEsq  4 months ago

    Intergalactic pub crawl. I’m in!

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    thelost wizard  4 months ago

    Where did they get the little tuxedos? Is this a formal visit?

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    Lablubber   4 months ago

    Get a pie with extra anchovies from the pizzeria next door.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    As a famous science writer (Isaac Asimov? Carl Sagan? Stephen Jay Gould?) once remarked, the idea that aliens came here to interbreed with us is based on massive ignorance of how DNA works. Every living being on Earth is a leaf on the great Tree of Life and related (however distantly) to every other leaf. The upshot of this, he noted wryly, is that you’d have better prospects trying to interbreed with a cauliflower than an alien.

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    Bicycle Dude  4 months ago

    Numbness of the brain is far worse than my foot going to sleep. When will the madness stop?

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    Brian  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Is this in Pittsburgh?

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    AndrewSihler  4 months ago

    The space penguin peeking out from the hatch is a cute touch.

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    katzenbooks45  4 months ago

    Hello, and thanks for all the fish.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hmmm, “Alien”, might they be looking for an egg laying site???

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    oakie817  4 months ago

    speak up, i’m hard of herring

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    eddi_tbh  4 months ago

    “Take us to Berkley Breathed.”

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    Redd Panda  4 months ago

    Two penguins are standing on a floe.

    One turns to his friend “It looks like you’re wearing a tuxedo, Freddy.”

    Freddy answers “How do you know I’m not?”

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    Redd Panda  4 months ago

    So, the mechanic says “It looks like you blew a seal.”

    The penguin says “Nah, it’s just some ice cream.”

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    bakana  4 months ago

    I’m sure they know where the Sardines can be found.

    They came for the Happy Hour Free Snacks. The tiny cocktail weenies are particular favorites.

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    Kind&Kinder  4 months ago

    Bet they ask for Anchor Steam Beer!

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    dsjwriter  4 months ago

    The idea that penguins crave sardines is just a red herring.

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    cafed00d Premium Member 4 months ago

    You guys are a day late, the Pokemon GO community day event starring Piplup was yesterday!

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    mikeschrometest  4 months ago

    Not sure what they eat, but I’d bet that ship runs on Linux…

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    Snoots  4 months ago

    They’re just checking out the increasing ocean-level real estate…

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