Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 16, 2020

  1. Missing large
    eastern.woods.metal  about 3 years ago

    Thinking was never his strong suit to start with

     •  Reply
  2. Large bryanfarht
    Bryan Farht  about 3 years ago

    Are we scaring Christians once again?

     •  Reply
  3. Hoss100x100
    Ed A.  about 3 years ago

    Jump into the bottomless pit to your right instead.

     •  Reply
  4. Psx 20180717 164642
    Watcher  about 3 years ago

    Go with the election year. It will drive you crazy and then you won’t care.

     •  Reply
  5. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’ll go with the flames.

     •  Reply
  6. Badger 4 360
    sirbadger  about 3 years ago

    Eternal election year isn’t so bad if you don’t watch the cable news channels.

     •  Reply
  7. Brain guy dancing hg clr
    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    It’s Hell. They all go to a place where you get burned, frozen, and inundated with election TV. Not to mention daytime TV, horrible inlaws, picnics with ants and scorpions, and a sink that drips. Downwind from a pig farm.

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    GreasyOldTam  about 3 years ago

    I have said that I wouldn’t vote for Candidate X (and X is not always who you’re assuming) if the only other name on the ballot were Satan. I guess here I could find out if I were serious.

     •  Reply
  9. Get smart shoe phone
    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    we’ve already got eternal election year here on earth so that would just be a continuation of the status quo…

     •  Reply
  10. Hold still i gotcha homie 28918 1250050600 0
    Aussie Down Under  about 3 years ago

    Ok I’ve quickly ruled out the third option. I’m leaning towards option one but let me think some more. I do have eternity to consider.

     •  Reply
  11. A60d9b88 42df 4176 9e19 58ff3adf5129
    Cpeckbourlioux  about 3 years ago

    The past four years have been eternal, actually.

     •  Reply
  12. Camera1 016
    keenanthelibrarian  about 3 years ago

    The idea is not to be brave …

     •  Reply
  13. Img 1754  2
    GiantShetlandPony  about 3 years ago

    Eternal procrastinator.

     •  Reply
  14. 210408 doc w
    walstib  about 3 years ago

    Jimmy Buffett/Steve Goodman 1975: “My whole world lies waiting behind Door Number Three”.

     •  Reply
  15. Missing large
    dflak  about 3 years ago

    If Dante were alive today, he would have to invent a whole new level of hell for politicians.

     •  Reply
  16. Missing large
    Gary Fabian  about 3 years ago

    Take over.

    Go for the “Eternal Flames”. Before entering stomp on his tail. While he reacts, grab his scepter and shove him off the edge.

     •  Reply
  17. Missing large
    1953Baby  about 3 years ago

    Thank gawd I"LL never have to make that choice. . . ;)

     •  Reply
  18. Missing large
    DiminishedFirst  about 3 years ago

    Anyone think that the devil’s tail seems too flexible? Shouldn’t there be bones in a tail?

     •  Reply
  19. Gocomic avatar
    sandpiper  about 3 years ago

    We’re all experiencing the one on the right. Maybe it’s time to for something different.

     •  Reply
  20. Profile msn
    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The election year is the obvious choice. It will lead straight to insanity and you won’t care any more.

     •  Reply
  21. Missing large
    jtt  about 3 years ago

    Eternal election year. Hmm. Hell on earth. We’ve got it right here, right now. Gee, thanks, cable news.

     •  Reply
  22. Desron14
    Masterskrain Premium Member about 3 years ago

    It is sad when I can actually remember thinking during the ’72 re-election campaign for King Richard the Nix that “Politics could NEVER be any worse then this…”

     •  Reply
  23. Missing large
    Al Nala  about 3 years ago

    Think about Bernie………..forever.

     •  Reply
  24. Missing large
    strictures  about 3 years ago

    Robber: Your money or your life!

    Jack Benny: I’m thinking it over!

     •  Reply
  25. Ed583643 91bf 4172 be99 60eabdf33fa3
    Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The Bible says that hell is eternal torment, so does it matter which door? Btw, the devil doesn’t rule hell…..he gets tossed into it, too, at the end of The Book. He’s nothing more than a fallen, rebellious angel,

     •  Reply
  26. Plsa button
    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 3 years ago

    There are at least 2 things to think about:

    (1) What was the solution to the Monty Hall problem?

    (2) If I pick my favorite, is that the one I’ll get, or will this guy think that’s the one I prefer and send me down one of the others?

     •  Reply
  27. 5f3a242a feac 42cc b507 b6590d3039f7
    Plods with ...™ Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’ll take either of the first 2. #3 is already happening.

     •  Reply
  28. Mbsils
    marilynnbyerly  about 3 years ago

    Welcome to Eternal Election NC, one of the most fought over states in the country!

     •  Reply
  29. Missing large
    thelordthygod666  about 3 years ago

    Like other civilized countries, the U.S. should restrict campaigning, pundit punting, candidate op-eding, rallies and all ads/pseudo ads to a period beginning 6 months before the election.

     •  Reply
  30. 690904ef 1e7c 4d36 a98a f46b185ca15f
    DCBakerEsq  about 3 years ago

    Is Eternal Raquel Welch an option?

     •  Reply
  31. Nomagram
    COL Crash  about 3 years ago

    That’s a classic take on Hobson’s Choice. None of the options are good.

     •  Reply
  32. Missing large
    rghelms  about 3 years ago

    We already have continual election cycles

     •  Reply
  33. 20190613 064638
    betsypoe  about 3 years ago

    We must already be in hell.

     •  Reply
  34. Missing large
    navion  about 3 years ago

    We already have perpetual election season.

     •  Reply
  35. Noodleman 2  2
    Cornelius Noodleman  about 3 years ago

    Election year! I like to watch ’em squabble.

     •  Reply
  36. Large screenshot 2020 04 07 at 2.03.03 pm
    Catwoman13  about 3 years ago

    yup, dat be my choice…

     •  Reply
  37. Froggy with cat ears
    willie_mctell  about 3 years ago

    Six week limit on campaigns.

     •  Reply
  38. Avatar
    Rick Smith Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Well, it would be tough to have to decide between heat or cold. The third one is easy to eliminate as a choice.

     •  Reply
  39. Missing large
    nikpromo  about 3 years ago

    The 3rd door is for all who are registered as either a Democrat or a Republican…..

     •  Reply
  40. Construction coffee
    sml7291 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    no worries… hell is just as imaginary as heaven. All made up to entice and scare the gullible out of their money and their minds.

     •  Reply
  41. 0584 l
    1MadHat Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Well, that would leave me with two choices.

     •  Reply
  42. Pupil
    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Anything’s better than ETERNAL 2020.

     •  Reply
  43. Jock
    Godfreydaniel  about 3 years ago

    I hear Robert Frost was eaten right up by a Wiley Bear………

     •  Reply
  44. Missing large
    Vaporman  about 3 years ago

    Wiley, you forgot the door to ‘Eternal Public Broadcasting Pledge Week’!

     •  Reply
  45. Tumblr mbbz3vrusj1qdlmheo1 250
    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 3 years ago

    Sama-el is getting more liberal. He’s giving choices now.

     •  Reply
  46. 2da50e14 ed37 4a72 af59 18b8d0ad242f
    AMBER1  about 3 years ago

    Mmm, tough choice!

     •  Reply
  47. Winter
    Kim Roberts  about 3 years ago

    In flaming hell people are usually pictured as nude. Nude in freezing hell? Nude in election year hell—need brain bleach, NOW!

     •  Reply
  48. 2benny hill
    Yakety Sax  about 3 years ago

    An atheist dies and goes to hell

    The devil welcomes him and says:“Let me show you around a little bit.” They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. “This is your house now, here are your keys.” The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says:“No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!”

    They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. “These are your cars now!” and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to thank the devil, but he only says “Everyone down here gets some cool cars! How would you drive around without having cars?”.

    They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping, squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain, where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench. She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man couldn´t be any happier. The devil says “Everyone gets to have their soulmate down here, we don´t want anyone to be lonely!”

    As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents. Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.

    Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil “What is going on there?” The devil just shrugs and says: “Those are the christians, I don´t know why, but they prefer it that way”.

     •  Reply
  49. Fox spirit animal 3
    eddi_tbh  about 3 years ago

    Door Number One. I’m a traditionalist.

     •  Reply
  50. Missing large  about 3 years ago

    Child molesters get all three at once.

     •  Reply
  51. Toughcat
    bakana  about 3 years ago

    Your Money or your Life?

     •  Reply
  52. Missing large
    g.iangoodson  about 3 years ago

    Eternal Choice, Eternal Torture. It’s still Hell.

     •  Reply
  53. Thundercats
    LrdSlvrhnd  about 3 years ago

    I’ll take door #2 without thinking twice about it.

     •  Reply
  54. Maskitty
    dbwindhorst  about 3 years ago

    Hobb’s End’s choice.

     •  Reply
  55. Cathy aack Premium Member about 3 years ago

    We’re already there.

     •  Reply
  56. Missing large
    bagjr64  about 3 years ago

    He.He He.Wiley is the Devil

     •  Reply
  57. Spinynorman
    liberalnlovinit  about 3 years ago

    Eternal Trump.

    Oh wait, we’re already doing that.

     •  Reply
  58. Missing large
    jrlind55  about 3 years ago

    As if you get to choose your own eternal damnation.

     •  Reply
  59. Rose on fire
    trebir  about 3 years ago

    I like this one… funny

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Non Sequitur