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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 20, 2019

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    Watcher  5 months ago

    When I learned how to talk, I got the watch.

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    whahoppened  5 months ago

    I asked my parents for a watch. One year they let me.

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    My first watch was found next to a dumpster. Sometimes it worked and sometimes not.

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    It must be really strange to live inside a comic strip and deal with stuff just happening, perspective shifting without notice, watches appearing and disappearing…

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    The criminal’s lament: I’m sorry. Please have mercy on me.

    Sorry for what? Getting caught?

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    khmo  5 months ago

    Even the suggestion is sick

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    Squoop  5 months ago

    It’s not the crime, it’s the cover-up.

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    sbwertz  5 months ago

    One of life’s embarrassing moments. Several years ago I asked a young friend why he didn’t wear a wrist watch. He said he used his cell phone for a clock. I replied “Cell phones have clocks?” Of course, I KNEW they had clocks, I had just never thought to use it as a time piece. Maybe because I don’t carry it around on my person like he did. It is usually in my purse, somewhere in the house.

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    Snoots  5 months ago

    Isn’t it interesting how the human species survived for thousands of years without a watch? At the best they had sundials. Not that I don’t appreciate my watch. Without it how would I know when my favorite TV show is on?

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    twj0729  5 months ago

    Hmm… sounds like Trump. Eventually, Ukraine got the money, therefore I didn’t do anything wrong!

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    thelost wizard  5 months ago

    Ah yes, telling the truth when you find out that your deception will be discovered and then claiming the moral high ground. Sounds like the definition of politics.

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    goblue86  5 months ago

    In a closed society where everyone is guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the ultimate, final sin is stupidity.

    -HST
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    danketaz Premium Member 5 months ago

    I guess Lucy must be a quarter-hour horse.

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