Reminds me of an old joke. “Do you like music? Do you like traveling? Do you like meeting new people? Apply within.” Turns out that the job was selling pianos door to door.
It’s all in the job description. Had a friend in the Air Force who when people asked what he did in the Air Force, he would tell them he laid on his belly and passed gas all day. He was the boom operator for inflight refueling. ;)
Dtroutma over 4 years ago
You will fall head over heels in love with this job.
oldpine52 over 4 years ago
The last one took a job as a corporate head hunter.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is this how the word “executive” was derived from “execute”?
Bilan over 4 years ago
Forgot to say: Get a head in this business!
sirbadger over 4 years ago
The customers complain and then they stop complaining.
lopaka over 4 years ago
Watch it. Very sick humor coming up……. how to get ahead in life.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago
No conscience required.
HidariMak over 4 years ago
Reminds me of an old joke. “Do you like music? Do you like traveling? Do you like meeting new people? Apply within.” Turns out that the job was selling pianos door to door.
keenanthelibrarian over 4 years ago
Sir, see me up safely. As for my coming down, I’ll shift for myself. Sire Thomas More, at the foot of the scaffold.
Watcher over 4 years ago
And you can tell the world that you now have an axe to grind.
ChristopherSutler over 4 years ago
Guess the last guy who had the job just couldn’t hack it, so he got the axe. ducks the rotten tomatoes being hurled his way
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Where’s my cubicle…who took my cubicle….
michaeljwolff over 4 years ago
Some lifting, but hey . . . also some swinging!
sandpiper over 4 years ago
Seems like there’s a dozen folks lining up to show that to one guy, and they’re bringing their own axes
dot-the-I over 4 years ago
Having to work with basket cases as they do, frequent turnover for that job is not unexpected.
VictoryRider over 4 years ago
I used to joke about putting an add in the paper for help that read something like this:
“Lose weight!
Get fit!
Get a nice tan!
All while getting paid to do it!"
… I’m a roofing contractor.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now, if this was set up in the middle of Washington, D.C., I’d be FIRST IN LINE TO APPLY!
Linguist over 4 years ago
Good tips, but your clients get to have the last word!
1953Baby over 4 years ago
All the BS you get fed when you go on job interviews. . .at least this guy knows EXACTLY what he’s in for!
Nate England over 4 years ago
And you get tips!
JudyAz over 4 years ago
I think the ad writer also works as a real-estate agent.
cdnalor over 4 years ago
One of the few jobs where you get the axe when you’re hired.
wirepunchr over 4 years ago
The technology you’re handling is cutting edge.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
They never presented this opportunity at the high school job fair. I suppose there has to be someone somewhere who is looking for an executioner.
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
You’ll be the head man almost immediately.
pekenpug over 4 years ago
Clean up isn’t mentioned. Is that contracted out?
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
Oh, good, I was looking for a new job after I got laid off from the returns department for lack of business.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Not much room for career advancement, but plenty of opportunity to get a head.
mfrasca over 4 years ago
Severian leaves Thrax.
BiathlonNut over 4 years ago
Better to be the hanger than the hangee.
RoyanRannedos Premium Member over 4 years ago
After years of confusion, he found his true calling as a headhunter.
IshkaBibel1 over 4 years ago
That is the best way to get a head in life.
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
“Axe about our great retirement plan…”
Lablubber over 4 years ago
Nope. I could never work in HR.
dsjwriter over 4 years ago
How to Get a head in Business Without Really Trying.
GiantShetlandPony over 4 years ago
It’s all in the job description. Had a friend in the Air Force who when people asked what he did in the Air Force, he would tell them he laid on his belly and passed gas all day. He was the boom operator for inflight refueling. ;)
Baba27 over 4 years ago
Detachment proficiency required.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
And the fact that no one is exactly precise. Why the Guillotine invented by a German to be merciful.
bakana over 4 years ago
Gym Membership and advanced Job Training provided for the best candidates.
LeslieAnn Premium Member over 4 years ago
An excellent collection of puns, fellow Wiley’s.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
i dunno – i’d be worried about getting the axe…
eccolibri60 Premium Member over 4 years ago
No long-term commitment with customers.