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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 27, 2019

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    g.lutton  5 months ago

    Denial, the cure for everything.

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    in.amongst  5 months ago

    Finally, rounds pegs for a round hole!

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    willispate  5 months ago

    that reminds me. I saw on the news that Dunkin Donuts has created.. get this.. Coffee Filled Donuts.

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    finkd  5 months ago

    I thought the active ingredient was lifting the donut to your mouth.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 5 months ago

    Only eat the holes.

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    dot-the-I  5 months ago

    Dr. = Ph.D., Harvard Business (Marketing)

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    If the active ingredient is kale it’s bound to work.

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    sanderling75  5 months ago

    Denial: the ultimate justification. Happening all around us

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    Watcher  5 months ago

    And it’s the most truthful of all the diets.

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    jvo  5 months ago

    This product brought to you by the Fossil Fuel Industry.

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    jvo  5 months ago

    Nothing wrong with having donuts on any diet, just be honest and count the calories.

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    Brockie  5 months ago

    It has been proven if you only eat the hole in the center of the donut, you lose weight.

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    jvo  5 months ago

    They sell doughnut holes in the shops, exactly the same number of kilojoules per gram as the torii.

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    donwalter  5 months ago

    Dave’s missing the boat here…he definitely needs the organ grinder and monkey here as well…

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    destry1970  5 months ago

    It’s worked for are government so far?

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    franki_g  5 months ago

    This diet would work for me.I don’t like donuts.Or even doughnuts.

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    WMORAN1  5 months ago

    [serious] Saw a study that traced the rise in obesity to the use of corn syrup in baby food starting in the 1970’s.

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    A_Dream4u  5 months ago

    Take a trip down the frozen food aisle, denial is the prime ingredient in most things sold there..

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    What a schitck …… a moment on the lips, forever on your hips alright….

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    tripwire45  5 months ago

    Pretty much everyone regardless of political party.

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    LEOKEV  5 months ago

    If you hear it from a man in a white lab coat, it must be true.

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    bbenoit  5 months ago

    My dad wanted to believe smoking was good for him, my wife wants to believe wine is good for her, some want to believe conservatism is good for them, some want to believe socialism is good for them, I want to believe ice cream is good for me. In the end, it’s all just Kool-Aid.

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    walstib  5 months ago

    Just curious, when did “doughnuts” become “donuts”?

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    Vangoghdog01  5 months ago

    The sign is correct. After a “massive” myocardial infarction you won’t ever worry about your weight again.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Eat jelly doughnuts, and lose 20 pounds a day.” – Weird Al Yankovic, Midnight Star.

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    DanFlak  5 months ago

    As I always say, you don’t need infinite will power with donuts. You just need more will power than 12 other people. I limit myself to one donut per decade. I’ve already had mine for the 2010’s/.

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    nikpromo  5 months ago

    Now if only this was reality……………….

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    rhpii  5 months ago

    It’s imported from Egypt direct from de Nile.

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    JudyAz  5 months ago

    The sign is partially right. Dr Dave will never worry about your weight!

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    gnome~ 20 PETE 20  5 months ago

    Take a Citizen, add denial, spin, and poof…you have subjects…all is going as planed..

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    Jeff Astle Premium Member 5 months ago

    That river in Africa seems to be everyone’s favorite.

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    yimhere  5 months ago

    Doing a brisk business in D.C. these days…….

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    Herb L 1954  5 months ago

    Super Dave Osborne.Hamberders,and covfefe for everyone.Putin’s Puppet,going down ;)

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    NaturLvr  5 months ago

    Mmmmm, donuts…just had a yummy freshly-made apple cider one at the local orchard store. This is about the only time of year I’ll eat a donut, tho.

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  5 months ago

    Isn’t self-denial what discipline requires? I think he’s found the key to success.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    That ingredient is in abundance.

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    wirepunchr  5 months ago

    I can resist everything except but temptation.

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    dja1701  5 months ago

    Must be “D” day.

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    Bookworm  5 months ago

    There’s a lot of that going around these days.

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    notnow  5 months ago

    Never worry about your weight again (if you weren’t ever worried about it before).

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    jmworacle  5 months ago

    My kind of diet. Besides according to weight watchers, D-I-E-T is a four letter word.

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    theoldidahofox  5 months ago

    Denial is Trump’s weapon of choice.

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    SeanNelson  5 months ago

    Isn’t Tha Nile a river in Egypt?

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    eddi_tbh  5 months ago

    Works every time.

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    Actually, denial is half of what you must do to lose weight, the other half being exercise. Of course it matters what you deny yourself.

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    Snoots  5 months ago

    And thus we finally have a comic that universally covers the human condition. ; )

    Don’t try to deny it…

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    Bicycle Dude  5 months ago

    Following denial is obfuscation, whataboutism, lying, shouting, bullying, threats, racist, misogynist, narcissist, heartless and zero morals.

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    gammaguy  5 months ago

    The fabled diet of the Pharaohs.

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    jivanimark  5 months ago

    He’s going to make a lot of dough, nuts, why didn’t I think of that.

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