Denial, the cure for everything.
Finally, rounds pegs for a round hole!
that reminds me. I saw on the news that Dunkin Donuts has created.. get this.. Coffee Filled Donuts.
I thought the active ingredient was lifting the donut to your mouth.
Only eat the holes.
Dr. = Ph.D., Harvard Business (Marketing)
If the active ingredient is kale it’s bound to work.
Denial: the ultimate justification. Happening all around us
And it’s the most truthful of all the diets.
This product brought to you by the Fossil Fuel Industry.
Nothing wrong with having donuts on any diet, just be honest and count the calories.
It has been proven if you only eat the hole in the center of the donut, you lose weight.
They sell doughnut holes in the shops, exactly the same number of kilojoules per gram as the torii.
Dave’s missing the boat here…he definitely needs the organ grinder and monkey here as well…
It’s worked for are government so far?
This diet would work for me.I don’t like donuts.Or even doughnuts.
[serious] Saw a study that traced the rise in obesity to the use of corn syrup in baby food starting in the 1970’s.
Take a trip down the frozen food aisle, denial is the prime ingredient in most things sold there..
What a schitck …… a moment on the lips, forever on your hips alright….
Pretty much everyone regardless of political party.
If you hear it from a man in a white lab coat, it must be true.
My dad wanted to believe smoking was good for him, my wife wants to believe wine is good for her, some want to believe conservatism is good for them, some want to believe socialism is good for them, I want to believe ice cream is good for me. In the end, it’s all just Kool-Aid.
Just curious, when did “doughnuts” become “donuts”?
The sign is correct. After a “massive” myocardial infarction you won’t ever worry about your weight again.
“Eat jelly doughnuts, and lose 20 pounds a day.” – Weird Al Yankovic, Midnight Star.
As I always say, you don’t need infinite will power with donuts. You just need more will power than 12 other people. I limit myself to one donut per decade. I’ve already had mine for the 2010’s/.
Now if only this was reality……………….
It’s imported from Egypt direct from de Nile.
The sign is partially right. Dr Dave will never worry about your weight!
Take a Citizen, add denial, spin, and poof…you have subjects…all is going as planed..
That river in Africa seems to be everyone’s favorite.
Doing a brisk business in D.C. these days…….
Super Dave Osborne.Hamberders,and covfefe for everyone.Putin’s Puppet,going down ;)
Mmmmm, donuts…just had a yummy freshly-made apple cider one at the local orchard store. This is about the only time of year I’ll eat a donut, tho.
Isn’t self-denial what discipline requires? I think he’s found the key to success.
That ingredient is in abundance.
I can resist everything except but temptation.
Must be “D” day.
There’s a lot of that going around these days.
Never worry about your weight again (if you weren’t ever worried about it before).
My kind of diet. Besides according to weight watchers, D-I-E-T is a four letter word.
Denial is Trump’s weapon of choice.
Isn’t Tha Nile a river in Egypt?
Works every time.
Actually, denial is half of what you must do to lose weight, the other half being exercise. Of course it matters what you deny yourself.
And thus we finally have a comic that universally covers the human condition. ; )
Don’t try to deny it…
Following denial is obfuscation, whataboutism, lying, shouting, bullying, threats, racist, misogynist, narcissist, heartless and zero morals.
The fabled diet of the Pharaohs.
He’s going to make a lot of dough, nuts, why didn’t I think of that.