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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 22, 2019

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    I don’t see what could’ve gone wrong. He’s using the best cloud computing server.

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    sirbadger  about 2 months ago

    Fat fingers on a small keyboard.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 2 months ago

    Make one of the canine species dominant. After all, “dog” spelled backwards is….

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    gbars70  about 2 months ago

    The biggest snafu since black holes.

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    enigmamz  about 2 months ago

    If only dolphins had thumbs and could make fire….

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    Superfrog  about 2 months ago

    This is why not even God has faith in tech support.

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    David Henderson  about 2 months ago

    I hate calling tech support. Often they will tell you something that is so stupid you wonder if they know anymore than you do about a problem. I have even had them ask me to call them back and tell them if I found an answer to a problem.

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    Enrico La Talpa aka Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Then mr. Almighty struck the wrong target .

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    kaffekup   about 2 months ago

    In the real worst-case scenario, a serpent winds up giving some woman bad advice.

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    rkaresh  about 2 months ago

    I used to say that 70% of my tech support’s interactions with me was a learning experience for them

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    bryce.gear  about 2 months ago

    Thought provoking. Could be the reason.

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    scpandich  about 2 months ago

    I once called tech support, and the technician admitted he’d been trained, but hadn’t really worked on the system I was using before. When I suggested maybe I should call back and try to get someone who was more familiar with my system, he said something to the effect of, “No, I need to get experience with this.” Needless to say, I hung up, tried again, and, thankfully, got someone who knew what they were doing.

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    sanderling75  about 2 months ago

    Buttercup is the extreme example of data corruption. It will take more than a superior virus solution to erase the after effects.

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    uniquename  about 2 months ago

    So all our problems can be traced to a data migration error?

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    DanFlak  about 2 months ago

    I like the Gary Larson explanation: it shows them smoking cigarettes.

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    fesalazarsoto  about 2 months ago

    I think that locusts could have made a faster job than one of those hairless apes…

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    Nannette Boulais Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Anybody ever read/remember The Gandalara Cycle by Randall Garrett? or The Gentle Giants of Ganymede by James Hogan? Both had GREAT explanations for the beginnings of the human race. . .

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    tripwire45  about 2 months ago

    So everything was left up to chance. Not much for the big guy in the clouds to do then.

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    PLauer1  about 2 months ago

    Pa’s advice in the radioactive rubble: I wouldn’t do watering that sprig, son. It might evolve into a dominant species.

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    fuzzbucket  about 2 months ago

    If the dinosaurs hadn’t disappeared, we wouldn’t be here.

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    nikpromo  about 2 months ago

    I would not be surprised if there was some actual truth behind today’s non sequitur.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The only reason we’ve gotten this far is because the dinos got wiped out by a meteor. Otherwise they would’ve kicked out collective butts in due course.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 2 months ago

    Knock, knock …

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    The problem is a basic incompatibility in protocols between cold-blooded data and warm-blooded data. The interface looks the same but the capacity for infinite looping and runaway geometric replication has a viral element. We probably should not have started with a complete reboot.

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    Night-Gaunt49  about 2 months ago

    Many dinosaurs and related had physiologies like mammals their counterparts. Both did similar functions but only the bird ones had hollow bones and air sacs which allowed them to grow to far larger sizes than any mammal ever could.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 months ago

    He forgot to dial down the aggression factor.

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    acsdaddy Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Sure, upload everything to the cloud they said… what could go wrong?!

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    jmworacle  about 2 months ago

    You’re wrong! It’s all Donald Trump’s fault!

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    PShaw0423  about 2 months ago

    There was an episode of “Futurama” where the Earth was described as a “mudball inhabited by psychotic apes.” Depressingly accurate, I’d say.

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    bakana  about 2 months ago

    He was trying to install the Latest Release of HeavenOS, but the 2.0 release was corrupted when one of the Angels tried to cut corners and copied some code from Windoze 98.

    He should know better than to try out the Beta Release.

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    eddi_tbh  about 2 months ago

    I hate losing a file.

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    Every time I think about what a totally unlikely set of circumstances has to be maintained or I’ll just stop breathing, I’m astounded that anybody ever makes it out of babyhood. And don’t even get me started on societal structures.

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