Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 14, 2019

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    wiatr  almost 5 years ago

    Where’s the hobby department?

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    “What more could you want?”

    Have a seat and I’ll break out my list.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Less boring than Dante Alighieri’s idea of Heaven – the perpetual contemplation of the light of God .

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    stuart_harrison  almost 5 years ago

    No sign of a dog – I’ll go elsewhere, thanks.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    How, in the name of sanity, can this be heaven for the person behind the counter???

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    Watcher  almost 5 years ago

    I hope they have whiskey to put in their coffee.

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    somebodyshort  almost 5 years ago

    Pizza and beer or I’m not going

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    in.amongst  almost 5 years ago

    Oh Damn! Did Rupert Murdoch get here too?!?

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    Buzzworld  almost 5 years ago

    Dunkin Donuts would be heaven, Starbucks would be hell.

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    dot-the-I  almost 5 years ago

    Excuse me, the Keurig is calling…..

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 5 years ago

    Rather cute. If only the After Life could be so nice … forever.

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    dadoctah  almost 5 years ago

    Uh, cable?

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    Alabama Al  almost 5 years ago

    The mind is its own place and in itself can make a heaven of hell; a hell of heaven.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    An eternity of breakfast in bed with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    After you’re in Heaven, your health will no longer be a concern.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I like where they are going with this.

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    AAdoglover Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Me, pizza

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Free coffee forever? Sign me up!

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    24/7 sports for some, shopping for others, no politics, depends on one’s perspective.

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    What happens if you don’t like coffee or tea? Hope they have hot chocolate!

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    walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So I’m already in Heaven as I read this right now?

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    Rocketman  almost 5 years ago

    …but just as it is written,“Things which eye has not seen and ear has not heard,And which have not entered the heart of man,All that God has prepared for those who love Him.” (1 Cor 2:9)

    " For I consider that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory that is to be revealed to us." (Ro 8:18)

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    fusilier  almost 5 years ago

    Indeed it is.

    fusilier, slurping down a cup of French Press, Guatemalan peaberry, with half-and-half and just a touch of sugar.

    James 2:24

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I would be BORED out of my skull within an hour or so. And I HATE COFFEE!!! Haven’t had a DROP of that Nasty Bitter Burnt Bean Drippings in over 45 years!!! YUCK!!!

    I believe that every person’s “Heaven” is different. If it exists, you would do whatever you enjoyed most on Earth in the afterlife.

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    kda2  almost 5 years ago

    Puppers and kitties.

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    david_42  almost 5 years ago

    More importantly, where are the dogs?

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    preacherman  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t know what the nature of heaven will be like. There are many that see crystal palaces and streets of gold and the presence of God all around.

    When my mother died, I wasn’t there to see her last breath. But, as I walked up the hospital steps toward her floor, I felt her pass. And I also felt her reunion with daddy. It must have been glorious.
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    ctb11365  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like RETIREMENT to me

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    iwontgiveit  almost 5 years ago

    why does the one lady have to “work” (giving away or selling) donuts in heaven?

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe a stack of books by all the authors I really enjoyed but who are no longer in print. Coffee and whatever for a nosh between chapters.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a break before your next assignment.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That sitting around drinking coffee isn’t heaven— that’s retirement.

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    Màiri  almost 5 years ago

    What more? Cats!

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    twj0729  almost 5 years ago

    Wiley nailed it with this one! That’s exactly my idea of heaven. In fact, I have that now!

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    AZPhinFan  almost 5 years ago

    Imagine if that eternal life in perfect health was on earth as a human, in peaceful surroundings. That is what the Bible actually refers to. Isa. 65:21,22

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 5 years ago

    What, no devil’s food?

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    Cerabooge  almost 5 years ago

    Why are they reading printed newspapers, when they all have their own personal wifi antenna floating over their heads?

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    jim.bullard  almost 5 years ago

    Given what’s in the papers, that wouldn’t be heaven.

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    The real point here is that nobody has a true idea of what it will really be like in the afterlife. But I’m pretty sure that we each make our own based on our actions here. Doris Day is in a good place while Bin Laden found out he’s one of those virgins he thought he was going to have there.

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    jvo  almost 5 years ago

    But,but where is the barista!?

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    Hey, at least it’s not just another Starbucks.

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    nikpromo  almost 5 years ago

    Mr. Miller, the perfect touch for this one would have been to include cats and dogs; I think everyone will agree on this. And to return to my previous comments – IT IS TIME TO BRING BACK THE EKERT!!!

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    Eric Klein  almost 5 years ago

    Well hot tea and all the books ever written, Alexandria and Pompeii libraries, and all of the authors to chat with?What’s not to like.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Well, you’re here for a start.

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    Bookworm  almost 5 years ago

    No alarm clocks. I like it!

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 5 years ago

    Looks more like purgatory to me.

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    robnvon Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    iPad Pro, good wi-fi connection, subscriptions to erotic sites?

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    Charlie Tuba  almost 5 years ago

    In Heaven, there is no beer! (But they have coffee and donuts. Maybe hot cocoa and tea.)

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    oldbear60  almost 5 years ago

    as always, hits the funny bone.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 5 years ago

    Those who insist it needs cats and dogs—not unless there are angels assigned to do the walking, pooper-scooping, and litterbox changing!

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    Mokurai  almost 5 years ago

    The woman behind the counter is the only one helping others, which was supposed to be the point.

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    r413j731  almost 5 years ago

    Oh hell yeah! (Yeah, I went there)

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    emryld333  almost 5 years ago

    I assume there’s pizza and beer afterward.

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    LV1951  almost 5 years ago

    Donuts and coffee! And-you don’t gain weight!!! What more could you ask for?

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    kodj kodjin  almost 5 years ago

    Now would be a good time to try that that coffee that I read about that is made from coffee beans that have been through the digestive tract of mearcats and pooped out whole and then gathered by hand from the forest floor and roasted and sold for astronomical prices. YUMMY!

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    wingrest  almost 5 years ago

    a nice soft spot, a morning paper,a donut or two,and something to drink .HEAVEN ! !

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    cblacher  almost 5 years ago

    Donuts, hot coffee and the comics – NOW we’re talking!

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    JosephShriver  almost 5 years ago

    If there was a need to eat and drink, then hot chocolate and pizza or lasagna. As there will be no need for sustanance, this would be an inaccurate portrail of heaven. When we get to the other side there is still work to do, so we will be very busy (I would rather sit and play or reax, but that might get boring after a couple of hundred years).

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    My idea of heaven is a hammock beneath two palm trees, temperate zone, no humidity. Beside the hammock is a table that produces interesting books on demand, as well as cooked meals/snacks. A bottle of light wine and clean water, too. . .

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 5 years ago

    “Neither malt nor Milton can

    Explain to God the ways of man"

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    sperry532  almost 5 years ago

    Works for me.

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    oldwolf1951  almost 5 years ago

    Should ought to read Kipling’s “When Earth’s last picture is painted” Now there is a busy afterlife.

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    Super Fly  almost 5 years ago

    Mmmmmm—-eternal donuts

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When they get bored, they can have a food fight.

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    CougarAllen  almost 5 years ago

    In Heaven the newspapers are nothing but comics, and all the great cartoonists of the past are up there drawing them.

    I am especially looking forward to reading new Cul de Sac strips.

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    locake  almost 5 years ago

    I hope I would be younger and thinner in heaven. And the men would have to be much better looking. Also there are no dogs. This is not heaven for me.

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    Sue G  almost 5 years ago

    I hope there’s a choice of drinks. I would prefer Mt Dew Code Red, or just about any other soft drink. Hate coffee and tea. And I agree, there’s gotta be cats and dogs. Mark Twain loved cats, but he fell in love with dogs when he saw how his daughter’s dog mourned her death. His quote: “If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go there”.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 5 years ago

    I’m going to very busy in the afterlife, the list of people I’m going haunt grows every day.

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    Dtroutma  almost 5 years ago

    I owned a donut shop, I’d be working butt (wings?) off! No WAY!

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    gcottay  almost 5 years ago

    What more?

    Pizza! Wine! Non Sequitur back in local newspapers!

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