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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 14, 2019

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    wiatr Premium Member 3 months ago

    Where’s the hobby department?

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    Enter.Name.Here  3 months ago

    “What more could you want?”

    Have a seat and I’ll break out my list.

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    Enrico La Talpa aka Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Less boring than Dante Alighieri’s idea of Heaven – the perpetual contemplation of the light of God .

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    stuart_harrison  3 months ago

    No sign of a dog – I’ll go elsewhere, thanks.

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    How, in the name of sanity, can this be heaven for the person behind the counter???

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    Watcher  3 months ago

    I hope they have whiskey to put in their coffee.

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    somebodyshort  3 months ago

    Pizza and beer or I’m not going

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    in.amongst  3 months ago

    Oh Damn! Did Rupert Murdoch get here too?!?

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  3 months ago

    What more could he want?? Well maybe a few models from Victoria’s Secret magazine could further his idea of heaven!

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    Buzzworld  3 months ago

    Dunkin Donuts would be heaven, Starbucks would be hell.

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    dot-the-I  3 months ago

    Excuse me, the Keurig is calling…..

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    keenanthelibrarian  3 months ago

    Rather cute. If only the After Life could be so nice … forever.

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    dadoctah  3 months ago

    Uh, cable?

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    ghehsv41  3 months ago

    The mind is its own place and in itself can make a heaven of hell; a hell of heaven.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 3 months ago

    An eternity of breakfast in bed with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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    Josh Lyons Premium Member 3 months ago

    After you’re in Heaven, your health will no longer be a concern.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I like where they are going with this.

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    AAdoglover Premium Member 3 months ago

    Me, pizza

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    William Bednar Premium Member 3 months ago

    Free coffee forever? Sign me up!

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    mourdac Premium Member 3 months ago

    24/7 sports for some, shopping for others, no politics, depends on one’s perspective.

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    pauline_gangof4  3 months ago

    This looks good to me, except – where are the dogs?

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    What happens if you don’t like coffee or tea? Hope they have hot chocolate!

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    walstib  3 months ago

    So I’m already in Heaven as I read this right now?

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    Rocketman  3 months ago

    …but just as it is written,“Things which eye has not seen and ear has not heard,And which have not entered the heart of man,All that God has prepared for those who love Him.” (1 Cor 2:9)

    " For I consider that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory that is to be revealed to us." (Ro 8:18)

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    fusilier  3 months ago

    Indeed it is.

    fusilier, slurping down a cup of French Press, Guatemalan peaberry, with half-and-half and just a touch of sugar.

    James 2:24

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 3 months ago

    I would be BORED out of my skull within an hour or so. And I HATE COFFEE!!! Haven’t had a DROP of that Nasty Bitter Burnt Bean Drippings in over 45 years!!! YUCK!!!

    I believe that every person’s “Heaven” is different. If it exists, you would do whatever you enjoyed most on Earth in the afterlife.

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    kda2  3 months ago

    Puppers and kitties.

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    david_42  3 months ago

    More importantly, where are the dogs?

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    preacherman  3 months ago

    I don’t know what the nature of heaven will be like. There are many that see crystal palaces and streets of gold and the presence of God all around.

    When my mother died, I wasn’t there to see her last breath. But, as I walked up the hospital steps toward her floor, I felt her pass. And I also felt her reunion with daddy. It must have been glorious.
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    ctb11365  3 months ago

    Looks like RETIREMENT to me

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    iwontgiveit  3 months ago

    why does the one lady have to “work” (giving away or selling) donuts in heaven?

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    sanderling75  3 months ago

    Maybe a stack of books by all the authors I really enjoyed but who are no longer in print. Coffee and whatever for a nosh between chapters.

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    Radish Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s a break before your next assignment.

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    Dianne Lee Premium Member 3 months ago

    That sitting around drinking coffee isn’t heaven— that’s retirement.

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    Màiri  3 months ago

    What more? Cats!

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    twj0729  3 months ago

    Wiley nailed it with this one! That’s exactly my idea of heaven. In fact, I have that now!

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    AZPhinFan  3 months ago

    Imagine if that eternal life in perfect health was on earth as a human, in peaceful surroundings. That is what the Bible actually refers to. Isa. 65:21,22

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    Ermine Notyours  3 months ago

    What, no devil’s food?

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    Cerabooge  3 months ago

    Why are they reading printed newspapers, when they all have their own personal wifi antenna floating over their heads?

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    jim.bullard  3 months ago

    Given what’s in the papers, that wouldn’t be heaven.

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    JohnRCraig55  3 months ago

    The real point here is that nobody has a true idea of what it will really be like in the afterlife. But I’m pretty sure that we each make our own based on our actions here. Doris Day is in a good place while Bin Laden found out he’s one of those virgins he thought he was going to have there.

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    jvo  3 months ago

    But,but where is the barista!?

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    DCBakerEsq  3 months ago

    Hey, at least it’s not just another Starbucks.

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    nikpromo  3 months ago

    Mr. Miller, the perfect touch for this one would have been to include cats and dogs; I think everyone will agree on this. And to return to my previous comments – IT IS TIME TO BRING BACK THE EKERT!!!

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    Eric Klein  3 months ago

    Well hot tea and all the books ever written, Alexandria and Pompeii libraries, and all of the authors to chat with?What’s not to like.

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    thelost wizard  3 months ago

    Well, you’re here for a start.

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    Bookworm  3 months ago

    No alarm clocks. I like it!

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    Looks more like purgatory to me.

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    robnvon Premium Member 3 months ago

    iPad Pro, good wi-fi connection, subscriptions to erotic sites?

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    Charlie Tuba  3 months ago

    In Heaven, there is no beer! (But they have coffee and donuts. Maybe hot cocoa and tea.)

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    oldbear60 Premium Member 3 months ago

    as always, hits the funny bone.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  3 months ago

    Those who insist it needs cats and dogs—not unless there are angels assigned to do the walking, pooper-scooping, and litterbox changing!

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    Mokurai  3 months ago

    The woman behind the counter is the only one helping others, which was supposed to be the point.

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    r413j731  3 months ago

    Oh hell yeah! (Yeah, I went there)

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    emryld333  3 months ago

    I assume there’s pizza and beer afterward.

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    LV1951  3 months ago

    Donuts and coffee! And-you don’t gain weight!!! What more could you ask for?

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    kodj kodjin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Now would be a good time to try that that coffee that I read about that is made from coffee beans that have been through the digestive tract of mearcats and pooped out whole and then gathered by hand from the forest floor and roasted and sold for astronomical prices. YUMMY!

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    wingrest  3 months ago

    a nice soft spot, a morning paper,a donut or two,and something to drink .HEAVEN ! !

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    cblacher  3 months ago

    Donuts, hot coffee and the comics – NOW we’re talking!

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    JosephShriver  3 months ago

    If there was a need to eat and drink, then hot chocolate and pizza or lasagna. As there will be no need for sustanance, this would be an inaccurate portrail of heaven. When we get to the other side there is still work to do, so we will be very busy (I would rather sit and play or reax, but that might get boring after a couple of hundred years).

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    Nannette Boulais Premium Member 3 months ago

    My idea of heaven is a hammock beneath two palm trees, temperate zone, no humidity. Beside the hammock is a table that produces interesting books on demand, as well as cooked meals/snacks. A bottle of light wine and clean water, too. . .

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    “Neither malt nor Milton can

    Explain to God the ways of man"

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    sperry532  3 months ago

    Works for me.

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    oldwolf1951  3 months ago

    Should ought to read Kipling’s “When Earth’s last picture is painted” Now there is a busy afterlife.

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    Super Fly  3 months ago

    Mmmmmm—-eternal donuts

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    chromosome Premium Member 3 months ago

    When they get bored, they can have a food fight.

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    CougarAllen  3 months ago

    In Heaven the newspapers are nothing but comics, and all the great cartoonists of the past are up there drawing them.

    I am especially looking forward to reading new Cul de Sac strips.

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    The afterlife is not there to challenge you.

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    locake  3 months ago

    I hope I would be younger and thinner in heaven. And the men would have to be much better looking. Also there are no dogs. This is not heaven for me.

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    Sue G  3 months ago

    I hope there’s a choice of drinks. I would prefer Mt Dew Code Red, or just about any other soft drink. Hate coffee and tea. And I agree, there’s gotta be cats and dogs. Mark Twain loved cats, but he fell in love with dogs when he saw how his daughter’s dog mourned her death. His quote: “If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go there”.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  3 months ago

    I’m going to very busy in the afterlife, the list of people I’m going haunt grows every day.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 3 months ago

    I owned a donut shop, I’d be working butt (wings?) off! No WAY!

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    gcottay  3 months ago

    What more?

    Pizza! Wine! Non Sequitur back in local newspapers!

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