Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 12, 2019


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    enigmamz  about 1 month ago

    Oddly, it likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member about 1 month ago

    So they’d have to be more advanced to get here, so do they teach us, or just train us.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Wait until karaoke time.

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    Bilan  about 1 month ago

    Humans are fretting about global warming.

    Martians are fretting about global cooling.

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    Alexikakos  about 1 month ago


    I’d leave, and quickly. There’s a contingent of drunk Vogons coming who are going to “entertain” the bar by reciting poetry.


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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I hope the guy on the right isn’t driving.

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    finkd  about 1 month ago

    It looks like the Mos Eisley Cantina is opening a second establishment.

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    wallylm  about 1 month ago

    I consider surprise an essential element in humour but that never has been a problem with this strip (thanks as always for the laughs Mr. Miller)!

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    thelost wizard  about 1 month ago

    More aliens and their exotic foreign habits. Time to build that wall.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 1 month ago

    Hickory, daiquiri, dock. The alien’s ship is in. Howdy, spaceman, new in town?

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  about 1 month ago

    That is an Andorian, though not as blue as it should be due to the warmer climate it finds itself in!!

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    Watcher  about 1 month ago

    He came for the small umbrella and stayed for the atmosphere.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Apparently, he is a legal alien. Step off.

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    bsands3  about 1 month ago

    I just hope they’re vegetarians.

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    Dobby53 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Aliens are probing our defenses….1st stop…the Bar.

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    nos.nevets  about 1 month ago

    I see Miller got dropped by at least one paper for his, um, F-up (shall we say?) on Sunday.

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    judirapelje  about 1 month ago

    Mr. Miller I love your comics, PLEASE don’t change a thing!!!!

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    ejrayh  about 1 month ago

    In the words of the governor of Virginia my guess is our future is in indentured servitude.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 1 month ago

    And we ALL know that the “Wall” would have kept this Alien from entering the country, right, trumpbots? Right? Hello?? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?? “crickets”

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    sanderling75  about 1 month ago

    I see no reason to drop Wiley from any newspaper. It’s a opinion shared by many readers and non-readers, and he is as entitled to state it as any other citizen. The fact that it was in a public forum does not change that.

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    sanderling75  about 1 month ago

    Seems the after-effects of the Sunday strip might be the intent of the guy’s comment about being surprised.

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    Linguist  about 1 month ago

    After almost three mind-numbing years of listening to and watching the antics of The Orange Emperor and his minions, there are no surprises. We’ve become inured to a daily stream of lies, scandals, cupidity, and stupidity. We’re no longer shocked nor awed.

    We are now simply detached and disillusioned.

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    meridenour  about 1 month ago

    A bar in NYC?

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    edstephens74  about 1 month ago

    Who did that alien piss off to get sent to Earth?

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    dot-the-I  about 1 month ago

    Alien, thy earth name is Ennui.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 month ago

    An umbrella drink in winter.

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    goblue86  about 1 month ago

    All the “grays” that show up in my local watering hole don’t have “mouths”, but they are still able to enjoy a tasty beverage. A little strange at first, but well worth it having them on your team on trivia night.

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    EducatedMan  about 1 month ago

    Like Trump 2016, Trump 2020, the Democratic party letting itself be pushed further to the radical left after its 2016 lesson, etc. …

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    DCBakerEsq  about 1 month ago

    So, Wiley, no “hidden” vulgarities today?

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  about 1 month ago . @Wiley Your fan base will be here forever! Alexander Pope: True wit is nature to advantage dressed, What oft was thought, but ne’er so well expressed. Me: You expressed it so well.

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    Jeff Astle Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Nothing new under the suns?

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    WmCraft Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I always think there is nothing new to surprise me – then I go to the comments section on USA Today…

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    strictures  about 1 month ago

    The Chicago Tribune is the latest cowardly paper to drop Non Sequitur from the Sunday comics. They dropped it from the daily paper several years ago. Here’s the complete act of cowardice from the publisher: To our readersIn Sunday’s comics section, the “Non Sequitur” cartoon by Wiley Miller contained a vulgar message that was hidden in an illustration.Andrews McMeel Syndication, which distributes the cartoon, apologized Monday for missing the offensive wording in its editing process. “If we had discovered it, we would not have distributed the cartoon without it being removed,” the statement said. “We apologize to Non Sequitur’s clients and readers for our oversight.”Miller, in a statement, said he had prepared the cartoon with the vulgar message several weeks ago, intended to remove the message before the cartoon was distributed but neglected to do so. However, in a Twitter post Sunday, the cartoonist wrote: “Some of my sharp-eyed readers have spotted a little Easter egg from Leonardo Bear-Vinci. Can you find it?”The Chicago Tribune considers this a breach of trust with our readers and will halt publication of the “Non Sequitur” cartoon. The Tribune’s comic pages are prepared in advance, so readers may see “Non Sequitur” cartoons for one more week.— Bruce Dold, publisher & editor-in-chief

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    rick92040  about 1 month ago

    I’m glad GoComics didn’t drop Non Sequitur. I was worried for a bit.

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    shelly.lusk  about 1 month ago

    If you love Non Sequitur, and I’m assuming you do if you are following these events, please use whatever social media you have available to keep this cartoon out there.

    If you still get some form of daily newspaper contact the paper and let them know you would like to see this in print again. The cartoonist needs the syndication to keep on creating, it is our loss if he succumbs. Plus, Ihavr to see what happens with Nebbish!

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Yep, it was a long, hard trip. Time to refuel.

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    Lablubber   about 1 month ago

    He’s drinking a pan galactic gargle blaster.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member about 1 month ago
    IMVPO, anything that the brain can not recognize is invisible to us. Our brains ignore that which is not familiar. So, an alien walks into a bar and no one sees it as eyes just slide past. Which is also how a trained person can hide in the middle of an empty field and not be seen(During an exercise in a school for USMC scout-snipers, 20 of them, wearing Ghillie suits, managed to hide in a field of grass no more than 36 inches tall. When the instructor called the end of the exercise, they all stood up, it was amazing how close they had gotten to the instructor. The eye/brain is also quite capable of ignoring totally still objects, which is how a trained person can hide on an open beach.)
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    turnquickcarmen255  about 1 month ago

    I was so excited that Wiley drew another coloring page that I immediately copied and pasted it to color another time. So I got a copy of the original! But I think I will remove the bad words before I print it. We all make choices that are not always the best. Ah, such is human nature. And basically I like the nature of Wiley’s basic humanity!

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    sufamelico  about 1 month ago

    @DTROUT, Or to make sure we are well feed (fattened) Maybe?

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    Night-Gaunt49  about 1 month ago

    The whole concept of “bad words” is illogical. It is magickal thinking to interpret it that way. Unless the worlds command magick for you otherwise words describe things. They cannot be “bad”.

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    pcmcdonald  about 1 month ago

    I’m having a martini and you a beer but that’s lighter fluid!

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    sperry532  about 1 month ago

    I wonder how the bartender is at Pan-Galactic Gargleblasters.

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    phredturner  about 1 month ago

    From all the alien encounter reports I’ve read, they just seem interested in doing anal probes

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 1 month ago

    It’s just having an aperitif before getting ready " To Serve Man" (apologies to Damon Knight).

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    Bicycle Dude  about 1 month ago

    They’ll serve us…for dinner.

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    heathcliff2  about 1 month ago

    Could be should call the black suits. The last so called tourists destroyed entire cities.

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    ears2u812  about 1 month ago

    The alien looks suspiciously like Danae…

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    squiggle9  about 1 month ago

    they are planning to get rid of us

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    GiantShetlandPony  about 1 month ago

    Yeah, not much surprises me anymore either.

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    subs  about 1 month ago

    12 newspapers dropped you, good choice. I agree

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