Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 11, 2019

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    kaffekup   almost 5 years ago

    Or five cans. Could it be a “boarder” crisis?

    Oddly, my cat has just decided that my seat is hers, and doesn’t want to move.

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    Dtroutma  almost 5 years ago

    Not as bad as my “loving” cat the insistes her place, is on top of me in bed. She considers it sharing HER space.

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    Perhaps a Border Collie could help?

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    somebodyshort  almost 5 years ago

    Some one has to yield and there will be no negotiations

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And it has to be albacore tuna, not that light stuff!

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    Watcher  almost 5 years ago

    It’s always the fat cats that win.

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    Nachikethass  almost 5 years ago

    Just move some of them to your lap!

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    Corey Cohen  almost 5 years ago

    Oh yes, if I open a can of tuna in my kitchen there will be a riot!

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 5 years ago

    Could this be the Boarder Wall?

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    bexwhitt  almost 5 years ago

    I never got the pet is on my seat thing, I just shift them with my big strong man arms.

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    LadyPeterW  almost 5 years ago

    Old adage: “If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.”!!!

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    Lenavid  almost 5 years ago

    Free tuna! Come on in!

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    DaBoogadie  almost 5 years ago

    There seems to be a misconception as to the actual owner of the space…Cats always.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    An commenter on a similar strip once said: Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. A wise person indeed.

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    DHBirr  almost 5 years ago

    Pick up the phone. “Violin factory? I’ve got some raw material for you….”

    From Wikipedia:

    “For a long time, catgut was the most common material for the strings of harps, lutes, violins, violas, cellos, and double basses, acoustic guitars and other stringed musical instruments,…” [Despite the name, the intestines used were never those of cats.]

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    wranglers_1987  almost 5 years ago

    My cat doesnt even like tuna, SALMON on the other hand…….

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Or just put a warm towel in a big paper bag…..

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    garcoa  almost 5 years ago

    Open a can of beans and head to the sofa – you have to outsmart these felines. Don’t let them win.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If you can’t deal with sharing you seat with a household pet, get a guppy.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  almost 5 years ago

    Lock em up.

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    dadlivonia  almost 5 years ago

    burlap bag and brick – problem solved

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    William McCarthy Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I just removed Non Sequitor from my list – it is unfortunate that such a creative man using a very savvy medium is compelled to revert to crassness.

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    micromos  almost 5 years ago

    Send a taco truck south of the border.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Bribery is a time honored tradition at any negotiations. Most often it works.

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    eccolibri60 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This is just one reason why there will NEVER be a cat in my house.

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    Wlly Blly  almost 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t that be “boarder” crisis?

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    garcalej  almost 5 years ago

    Ain’t no border crisis. More like a political crisis manufactured for votes.

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    sailersteve  almost 5 years ago

    Ah… I’m going to assume your Grandparents arrived here Legally, as did mine.

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    willie_mctell  almost 5 years ago

    Shades of Booth.

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    Bookworm  almost 5 years ago

    The ancient Egyptians venerated cats as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. (But to be fair, the ancient Egyptians also venerated dung beetles as gods. A mixed bag, to be sure.)

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    WILEY!!! THANK YOU for saying EXACTLY what a VAST MAJORITY of Americans Think about the current occupant!! WE STILL LOVE YOU AND SUPPORT YOU!! (In case you haven’t heard…)

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    jbruins84341  almost 5 years ago

    My cat has decided that my lap is her territory. She will wander around the living room meowing at me as I walk through. I then find a good place to sit, and she is promptly in my lap. Once in a while, my other cat will join us, but he prefers to sit by himself. If he does, they will cuddle up together, that is until they start playing. Then they get kicked off. I don’t enjoy teeth and claws on my lap.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    My cat can distinguish these two sounds. From two rooms away. While napping.

    1. Open fridge, take out a pint of milk sitting beside whipped cream on shelf.

    2. Open fridge, take out whipped cream sitting beside a pint of milk on shelf.

    (She gets a cc of whipped cream treat from my finger, doesn’t care for milk)

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    Farley55  almost 5 years ago

    Apparently they’re Democats.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t have so many cats and stop feeding them too much.

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    Daeder  almost 5 years ago

    Except that border crisis looks to be real.

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    alc7 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    No problem just exercise your presidential powers and walk right up and grab them by the P***Y!!

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    John Smith  almost 5 years ago

    “Since time immemorial mankind has been plagued by the question, ‘What do you do with a dead cat?’” 101 Uses for a Dead Cat

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    Redd Panda  almost 5 years ago

    Wiley, come on, gramps sits in his lazy-boy, not the sofa. Sheesh!

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    bakana  almost 5 years ago

    All Cats have the Same Name.

    It’s pronounced exactly like the sound of a Can Opener.

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  41. Cathy aack Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I know what my cats would do to him.

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    heathcliff2  almost 5 years ago

    It’s called blackmail. She is a guilty aiding and abetting.

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    DebUSNRet Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I have to put a dog and a cat outside if I want to use my new (‘used’) couch. They use it more than I do!

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    allaanj60  almost 5 years ago

    One of our papers dropped Non Sequitor. I had to get a magnifying glass to see it. He apologized but that was not accepted. At least I can still enjoy it on the website.

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    gsteele531  over 4 years ago

    So we just need to carpet bomb Mexico with tuna? Sold!

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