Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 10, 2019

And the winner gets a Darwin Award?

And the Gold goes to………..

Pity about the truck. But since it’s probably got more sense than the guy, I guess there’s still hope it’ll keep stalling.

At first I thought this was the Redneck Games, until I saw “Hold-my-beer”. A true competitor in that competition would make the jump holding the beer in their right hand and the handle in their left.

He needs a flame thrower.

Don’t worry, baby, it’s perfectly safe: I saw a guy do this on “Wide World Of Sports” when I was a kid!!

You can’t fix stupid, but it usually takes care of itself. Darwin you know.

Hey y’all, watch this!

The only thing missing is the keg at the end and the selfie stick.

Extra style points for using a parachute that also activates canisters that emit a red, white and blue smoke trail.

Or as we like to say, “Hey y’all, watch this.”

To quote somebody or other: this won’t end well.

“Top Gear” tried that with a Rocket-powered Mini, and it didn’t really work that well.

Next up, ice skiing behind a snowmobile. Extra points if you don’t bother with ice skates.

A stupendous effort!

I’d love to see the video.

Six months later, after recovering from a coma (should he be so lucky), his first words are “Ta-Da!!”

I would pay serious money to see this.

From my local paper this morning:

“Two women face charges after police say they groped a transgender patron in the restroom of a downtown Raleigh bar in December.”

It would seem men aren’t the only ones who can compete in these games.

Commonplace occurrence up here near Lake Placid by local gentry wannabees.

OMG this actually almost looks like something I would try.

Um … if the skier is going downhill, what’s the point of the truck?

Or, the Let-Me-Write-My-Will Winter Games.

It snows in Alabama?

Soon to appear on MTV’s Ridiculousness.

It looks like he has on a back pack parachute. Or camping gear or possibly a miniature M.A.S.H. unit.My guess is the parachute.

Youtube is loaded with this stuff. Search on: Ultimate Redneck Waterskiing

All you need is a ring of fire to jump through at the bottom.

“Hold my beer”… definitely a euphemism…

Redneck last words, “Hey, y’all, watch this!”

What’s that guy ridin’ high on?

Come, come, com: this is Ma Nature at her finest, “overseeing” (or do I mean “directing”?) survival of the fittest. More of these will help keep the population down. . .

The mind boggles with additional events.

That looks like a Ford truck

Is Wiley OK? Other comics have updated.

Now this is a show I would stay up late for.

RIP Super Dave.

Yee-haw!

Ah, yes, the old “hold my beer” epitaph.

The guns in the back window are a nice and appropriate touch.

This is close…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKQdlXvbWSU

There’s about $60,000 worth of scrap metal right there…

Shouldn’t that be Harley and his motor bike?

When I get asked to “hold my beer”, I do and then I step back. I usually end up with a free beer.

Stupid starts after the first swallow of alcohal or the first inhale. Actually probably before

A Redneck’s Famous Last Words, " Hey y’all , WATCH THIS!"

Might as well drink his beer, it’s doubtful he’ll be back, and if he is, he won’t be in a fit state to drink it!

How about……"The thrill of idiocy.. and the agony of the feet, legs, hips, groin, ribs and so forth."

The thrill of flying, no agony for the dead.

HA!

“Hey, y’all – watch this !!”