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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 10, 2019

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    gocomics.hansdk  about 1 month ago

    And the winner gets a Darwin Award?

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    Watcher  about 1 month ago

    And the Gold goes to………..

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  about 1 month ago

    That ski jump slope has no snow on it truly a Darwin award winner!

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    AshburnStadium  about 1 month ago

    “The thrill of victory…and the agony of defeat.”

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    Z51 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Right now I believe the “Selfies” are winning!

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    Baba27  about 1 month ago

    Pity about the truck. But since it’s probably got more sense than the guy, I guess there’s still hope it’ll keep stalling.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 1 month ago

    At first I thought this was the Redneck Games, until I saw “Hold-my-beer”. A true competitor in that competition would make the jump holding the beer in their right hand and the handle in their left.

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    sirbadger  about 1 month ago

    He needs a flame thrower.

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    enigmamz  about 1 month ago

    Don’t worry, baby, it’s perfectly safe: I saw a guy do this on “Wide World Of Sports” when I was a kid!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    You can’t fix stupid, but it usually takes care of itself. Darwin you know.

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    pipaltri  about 1 month ago

    I wonder what will happen with the Mainiac redneck and drinking demographics now that LePage is gone . . . .

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    goldnik  about 1 month ago

    Hey y’all, watch this!

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The only thing missing is the keg at the end and the selfie stick.

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    dot-the-I  about 1 month ago

    Extra style points for using a parachute that also activates canisters that emit a red, white and blue smoke trail.

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    Rhonda Harabedian Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Or as we like to say, “Hey y’all, watch this.”

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    sanderling75  about 1 month ago

    To quote somebody or other: this won’t end well.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Top Gear” tried that with a Rocket-powered Mini, and it didn’t really work that well.

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    uniquename  about 1 month ago

    Next up, ice skiing behind a snowmobile. Extra points if you don’t bother with ice skates.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 month ago

    A stupendous effort!

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    tripwire45  about 1 month ago

    I’d love to see the video.

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    Old Guy  about 1 month ago

    My daughter and I were watching one of those shows on TV where they show home videos of people doing stupid things and she said, “I think alcohol is involved.” I responded, “I hope so. I would hate to think this is their normal behavior.”

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Six months later, after recovering from a coma (should he be so lucky), his first words are “Ta-Da!!”

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    Darsan54 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I would pay serious money to see this.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 1 month ago

    From my local paper this morning:

    “Two women face charges after police say they groped a transgender patron in the restroom of a downtown Raleigh bar in December.”

    It would seem men aren’t the only ones who can compete in these games.

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    kate Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Commonplace occurrence up here near Lake Placid by local gentry wannabees.

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    Connie.Shearer  about 1 month ago

    Oh, dear LORD… Wiley! Don’t go giving people ideas like this! They’re even dumber than you imagine!

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    AAdoglover  about 1 month ago

    OMG this actually almost looks like something I would try.

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    ghehsv41  about 1 month ago

    Um … if the skier is going downhill, what’s the point of the truck?

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    preacherman  about 1 month ago

    Or, the Let-Me-Write-My-Will Winter Games.

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    micromos  about 1 month ago

    It snows in Alabama?

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    Pocosdad  about 1 month ago

    Soon to appear on MTV’s Ridiculousness.

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    navion  about 1 month ago

    It looks like he has on a back pack parachute. Or camping gear or possibly a miniature M.A.S.H. unit.My guess is the parachute.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  about 1 month ago

    Youtube is loaded with this stuff. Search on: Ultimate Redneck Waterskiing

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    WilliamRichmond  about 1 month ago

    All you need is a ring of fire to jump through at the bottom.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Hold my beer”… definitely a euphemism…

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    DonPoole  about 1 month ago

    Redneck last words, “Hey, y’all, watch this!”

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    lagoulou  about 1 month ago

    What’s that guy ridin’ high on?

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    Nannette Boulais Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Come, come, com: this is Ma Nature at her finest, “overseeing” (or do I mean “directing”?) survival of the fittest. More of these will help keep the population down. . .

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    mourdac Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The mind boggles with additional events.

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    somebodyshort  about 1 month ago

    That looks like a Ford truck

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    somebodyshort  about 1 month ago

    Is Wiley OK? Other comics have updated.

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    cmforzetting  about 1 month ago

    Now this is a show I would stay up late for.

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    Lablubber   about 1 month ago

    RIP Super Dave.

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    Bicycle Dude  about 1 month ago

    Yee-haw!

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    EducatedMan  about 1 month ago

    Of course the beer was bought at the local Wal-Mart Super Store ……..

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    mistercatworks  about 1 month ago

    Ah, yes, the old “hold my beer” epitaph.

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    rs0204 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The guns in the back window are a nice and appropriate touch.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 1 month ago

    This is close…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKQdlXvbWSU

    There’s about $60,000 worth of scrap metal right there…
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    pcolli  about 1 month ago

    Shouldn’t that be Harley and his motor bike?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 1 month ago

    When I get asked to “hold my beer”, I do and then I step back. I usually end up with a free beer.

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    Dr_Fogg  about 1 month ago

    Stupid starts after the first swallow of alcohal or the first inhale. Actually probably before

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    God particle Premium Member about 1 month ago

    A Redneck’s Famous Last Words, " Hey y’all , WATCH THIS!"

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    basicallystupid15 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Only a fool lets someone hold his beer and expects to get it back with the same amount of beer.

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    grumpypophobart  about 1 month ago

    Might as well drink his beer, it’s doubtful he’ll be back, and if he is, he won’t be in a fit state to drink it!

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    devildog64  about 1 month ago

    How about……"The thrill of idiocy.. and the agony of the feet, legs, hips, groin, ribs and so forth."

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    Night-Gaunt49  about 1 month ago

    The thrill of flying, no agony for the dead.

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    onespiceybbw  about 1 month ago

    HA!

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    Call me Ishmael  about 1 month ago

    “Hey, y’all – watch this !!”

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