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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 19, 2018

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    Rumball Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So true….wait…why am i in the comment room?

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    Dtroutma  over 2 years ago

    OMG! My team is marching and I missed the parade date???

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Was that today?

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    I always thought Remembrance Day was about the military.

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    santa72404  over 2 years ago

    Why yes its quite an achievement.

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    thelost wizard  over 2 years ago

    Now if we could just remember where that room is.

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    x_Tech  over 2 years ago

    I remembered right after I walked out of the room.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 2 years ago

    If I remember correctly :) it’s “event boundary”

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    somebodyshort  over 2 years ago

    I wonder if Wiley remembers what inspired him

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    dot-the-I  over 2 years ago

    Downside: No one remembered to secure the parade permit.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Our son had that problem one day. Walked into room, but forgot why. Said he accidentally solved it by walking backwards through the door – like a replay – and he remembered. I tried it a couple times and it seemed to work. But if it doesn’t work, backing through a second door doesn’t help.

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    Aaberon  over 2 years ago

    This is so seriously very funny: My Grandmother taught me to go back to what I was doing, then go back to the room and I’d instantly remember what I needed from that room. I’m glad she taught me that: it makes being officially elderly WAY easier :-)

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    FassEddie Premium Member over 2 years ago

    How about just remembering how to use the TV remote? Sheesh!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I remember as soon as I leave it.

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    garcoa  over 2 years ago

    The room was the bathroom.

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    scottbruce  over 2 years ago

    Yet they’re outdoors, hmmm?

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    tripwire45  over 2 years ago

    Well, Wiley is 67 years old. I can relate.

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    kate  over 2 years ago

    Provides me with new adventure, when I grin and bear it.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 2 years ago

    I object to these senior citizen stereotypes. I think we .. er, what was that? .. I’m going to make a sandwich or wash the cat..

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    ….but damned if I know why I’m standing here with the refrigerator door open !

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    Bookworm  over 2 years ago

    Never mind what I’m going into the room for, which room was I headed to? Oh well. A good friend of mine celebrating his 80th birthday was asked, “Being old sucks, doesn’t it?” He thought carefully for moment and replied, “No, no. Being old sucks. Getting old was fun!” I’ve often felt that might be the most profound statement I’ve ever heard.

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    Old Guy  over 2 years ago

    How to I turn off the “doorway memory eraser”?

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    Kaputnik  over 2 years ago

    I’m sitting at the table. I think of something that I want to look up on the computer. Go over to the computer, sit down, and can’t remember what it was I wanted to look for.

    I don’t think I was like this when I was young, but I can’t remember. And we didn’t have computers then, anyway.

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    waltermatera  over 2 years ago

    Or which room we walked into.

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    comixbomix  over 2 years ago

    I remembered not to walk into the room…

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    magicwalnut Premium Member over 2 years ago

    They say when you forget why you came in here, you should go back to where you started. I usually works for me, except I’m wearing out my knees running up and down the stairs….

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    jimboklein  over 2 years ago

    In the past decade, more money has been spent on Viagra and on breast implants than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that in 20 years, we are going to have an entire generation with perky boobs and erections, but not a clue what to do with them.

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    wndflower1  over 2 years ago

    ah yes!! the “golden years!” this is the place we dreamed of for our entire working days. and—here we are. where am i?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “I’m sorry to say that I have two pieces of bad news for you.”

    “Give it to me straight, Doc, I can take it.”

    “First, I’m afraid you have cancer.”

    “Oh, wow, what a downer. What’s the other one?”

    “Sorry to say, you’ve got Alzheimer’s.”

    “Man, that sucks. Well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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    Al Nala  over 2 years ago

    Anything, ANYTHING, for a change of scenery!

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    Herb L 1954  over 2 years ago

    Those Seniors wont graduate.And yes ,I are one ;)

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    BiathlonNut  over 2 years ago

    I do not recall ever going into a room and wondering why I entered. Of course I do not recall much anyway.

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    Jtranser  over 2 years ago

    Room? What is room?

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    yimhere  over 2 years ago

    Now stay focused and don’t get distracted by everything else in the room…… uh….what was it again?

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    marilynnbyerly  over 2 years ago

    Squirrel! Dang attention span.

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    captastro  over 2 years ago

    Note that is a pretty small parade.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hillarious Miller!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    What’s a room?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  over 2 years ago

    Quantum scientists have confirmed that doorways collect memories.

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    MCProfessor  over 2 years ago

    Now, why was I on my iPad for?

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    John M  over 2 years ago

    There is a reason you forget (and it’s no old age) – see http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160307-why-does-walking-through-doorways-make-us-forget

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    jbruins84341  over 2 years ago

    You have to be over 50 to get this.

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    russef  over 2 years ago

    Most unlikely toon every!!

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    what room?

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    bakana  over 2 years ago

    There would have been even More of us if we’d Remembered that we were supposed to March in the Parade.

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    withaG  over 2 years ago

    The one great lie that we of a certain age keep telling ourselves: “I’ll remember that, I don’t have to write it down”

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well, at least no one is throwing bottles of urine and bags of feces.

    Hmmm, or maybe they just forgot them?

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    1JennyJenkins  over 2 years ago

    The doorway effect.

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