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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 04, 2018

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    wmbrainiac  5 months ago

    Cats? The witch’s familiar? No way.

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    somebodyshort  5 months ago

    Do federal judges have their own line?

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    somebodyshort  5 months ago

    Love you Wiley. Our pets will be waiting for us and if we’ve been good to them they’ll put in a good word with St Pete

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  5 months ago

    Bless the beasts and the children, they will go to heaven!

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 5 months ago

    Getting back with my pups would make it more believable, and worth i

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    Cats and dogs together. They must be thinking “Must hold it together until I get through the gate.”

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    in.amongst  5 months ago

    pets on one side and pests on the other…

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    electricshadow Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Al Dogs Go to Heaven” exists as a title for a reason. Come to think of it, this could be a late Burt Reynolds tribute.

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    thelost wizard  5 months ago

    There should be another line with preferred status for those who rescue animals.

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    Kind&Kinder  5 months ago

    I wonder if St. Peter makes the people take their shoes off?

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    pauline_gangof4  5 months ago

    Cats get a bad press, but . I don’t know why. I have both dogs and cats. They are both loving and affectionate.

    Dogs have an advantage in that they get you out of the house into the fresh air, and encourage you to meet people.

    Cats have the advantage that if it is a bad weather day, or you just feel like slumping in a corner of the settee with a cup of tea and trashy television, they will accommodate you and cuddle in, talking to you in purrs.

    They are both wonderful, and both give us much more than we give them – and certainly a lot more than many of us deserve.

    If God didn’t love them, they wouldn’t have such pretty fur.

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    ajmsdca  5 months ago

    If there are no horses, I’m not going.

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    chmsam  5 months ago

    Old Twilight Zone episode in which a man and his dog die together. They get to an entrance but the dog won’t be let in. Choices are made.

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    ljk57 Premium Member 5 months ago

    All the fur babies get in – no contest!

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    JohnUndefined  5 months ago

    I’ve seen some cats and dogs that were real stinkers. If people only need to live up to that standard, there should be a 99 percent admission rate.

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    jimchronister2016  5 months ago

    Isn’t this the truth, or what!

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    Varnes  5 months ago

    Do not get in the way of the cat agenda! How many lives do YOU have?

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    masingermo  5 months ago

    Why are none of the people waiting in line smiling?

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    Harumph  5 months ago

    All pets.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’ll buy it, Wiley, but I think there’d still be a lot of butt sniffing at the gate.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’m glad Wiley included cats, too.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 5 months ago

    Do the Wiley Bears have their own entrance?

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    debsjunk2003  5 months ago

    Love this!

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    amra_leo  5 months ago

    I approve of this message…

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    viking-riverrat  5 months ago

    and this is the way it should be <3

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    iwontgiveit  5 months ago

    and a computer monitor made by McDonalds?

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    StevenTorrey  5 months ago

    Ain’t that the truth! Behind all that cuteness,….; well you can never tell…!

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    Dani Rice  5 months ago

    Pets – animals in general, I think – are such sermons in faith. They trust us to always do the right thing for them, even when it doesn’t look that way. (A trip to the vet, or instance.) If only people were so true.

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    Plods  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Rainbow Bridge

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    Znox11  5 months ago

    If you are waiting in line for St. Peter to judge whether or not you get in based on your own merit, good luck. The best thing you can do is to throw yourself on the mercy of the only righteous judge before it gets to that point.

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    WmCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’ve heard “All dogs go to Heaven” but not heard that about cats…(Haters: no, I don’t dislike cats, I’m just saying…)

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    loveabulldesign  5 months ago

    In which God reviews all your internet comments

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    BiathlonNut  5 months ago

    On my morning run there was a dog that would come out and bark at me every time I passed. Very annoying. One day I discovered a tennis ball at the side of the road, picked it up and bounced it once. The dog stopped barking and went down on its front paws. Threw the ball and the dog retrieved it. After several iterations, I continued on my run. The next day the dog came out again but did not bark. I flippantly said, “Find the ball!” and dog bolted into the yard, picked up a tennis ball somewhere in the grass, and brought it back to me. My morning run was made much more fulfilling after that.

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    I’m not Catholic, but today’s cartoon struck me, for it’s timing. Today is the Feast Day of St. Francis of Assisi – patron saint of animals.

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    DCBakerEsq  5 months ago

    But, where are the 72 virgins I was promised?

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    pshapley Premium Member 5 months ago

    What about the pit bull that attacked my cat and left her bleeding to death right in our front yard? (Yes, I know the killer canine’s owners are at fault for letting the dog out without a leash, but what goes through the head of a creature that attacks and kills for no good reason? At least coyotes eat their kills.)

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    Washing Instruction Tag On Life's Great Tapestry Premium Member 5 months ago

    A good reason to name your dog Calvin.

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    EducatedMan  5 months ago

    What you don’t see is that 50 feet further on, the path divides into 2 new paths titled “Dogs” and “Cats”. The “Dogs” path leads on to Heaven. The “Cats” path spirals downward to Hell. FYI.

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    mizdurble  5 months ago

    All dogs (and cats) go to heaven.

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    rugeirn  5 months ago

    “Let EVERYTHING that hath breath praise the Lord.”

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    Jim-Saunders  5 months ago

    Pets give unconditional love. People, not so much.

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    ekke  5 months ago

    If the pre-approved gate accepts cats, I know many people who would simply step out of the other line. But, (two comments for the price of one, today!), if it were a doggy heaven, they would let people in while cats would only allow servants!

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    thedogesl Premium Member 5 months ago

    Looks good to me.

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    Night-Gaunt49  5 months ago

    A very popular concept by those who created their own parallel version of their religion. They should write their own Bible. I’d like to read it. Only it isn’t codified.

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    jbruins84341  5 months ago

    Read this somewhere on the internet. I don’t recall the author’s name, but it is very true. “Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.” Since I love them both, I will say the same applies to cats.

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    lenhimel  5 months ago

    Worth watching Billy Collins “The Revenant” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4vmiAUMTzA

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    sarah413 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I think I see Sarah, who I had to let go of on September 23, 2018. The ache is real.

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    russef  5 months ago

    WOW! wmbrainiac!! Did YOU leave yourself open to multiple blood-lettings.

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    When you have an animal companion, you save money, because:

    1) You don’t have to buy them a car

    2) You don’t have to send them to college

    3) You don’t have to give them a wedding

    4) And you don’t have to bail them out of jail !

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    keenanthelibrarian  5 months ago

    Unconditional love wins out every time.

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    bakana  5 months ago

    Then there was the lawyer who tried to Sue his way into Heaven.

    He forgot who the Judge is.

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    Michael G  5 months ago

    Well done, Wiley. If there ain’t no dogs in Heaven, I ain’t goin’!

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    7catsrule  5 months ago

    I have that on a T-shirt I got at the Mark Twain cave!

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    DuhWeldr  4 months ago

    Interesting accidental comment on the border. Do rabbits and birds, mice and fleas, get screened before they cross into the US from Mexico? I shudder to think that Trump cannot put Mexico in position to use these potential laborers who already speak Spanish to make a battery factory in MXO for us to use to sell product to China! I thought he was a salesman? Don’t tell me he’s just an opportunist. He’s even failing at that in this regard.

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    DuhWeldr  4 months ago

    Apparently dogs and cats have suffered enough by being owned by people!

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