Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 18, 2018

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    whataboytjiex2  about 4 years ago

    Michael row the boat?

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 4 years ago

    It’s kinda funny, so I’ll give it two hoes.

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    Varnes  about 4 years ago

    Ouch!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 4 years ago

    Hoes do not make good paddles. Paddles make good paddles.

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    TexTech  about 4 years ago

    It should be difficult to make this one political but I’m sure someone will find a way.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 4 years ago

    A tough row for a hoe.

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    fredd13  about 4 years ago

    Shoulda gone dutch.

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    Bilan  about 4 years ago

    Maybe you need to get your gal and have a hoe down.

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    in.amongst  about 4 years ago

    Hoepeless!

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    sirbadger  about 4 years ago

    If this was a canoe or kayak or gondola, you could find a way to make it work, but your muscles would get tired after a while because it is an abnormal stroke.

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    sandpiper  about 4 years ago

    Then why did he go along with it? Add their IQ’s together and result would equal one decent hat size.

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    pcolli  about 4 years ago

    Shovel off to Buffalo…..

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    dot-the-I  about 4 years ago

    If they be in Indiana, they should know that paddlefish fishing is illegal for a sport license.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “Stranded at the headwaters of a polluted tributary with no visible means of propulsion.”

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    FassEddie  about 4 years ago

    Some men, you just can’t reach. This is the way he wants it? Well, he gots it.

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    Subguy322  about 4 years ago

    I see Mr. Miller has been reading “Pearls be for Swine” again.

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    ted.66bird  about 4 years ago

    Oars are handy, yep, oars!

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    DanFlak  about 4 years ago

    Turn them 90 degrees.

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    bobpeters61  about 4 years ago

    Groan!

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    jvo  about 4 years ago

    The other guy’s name isn’t the Reverend Spooner perchance?

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    cdward  about 4 years ago

    Yo hoe hoe…

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    Greyhame  about 4 years ago

    And in tribute to the Smothers Brothers:

    “I’m a boatman, gee I’m sore, I came home without an Oar.”

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    car2ner  about 4 years ago

    Row to Hoe you twits….ain’t you ever been on a dang gum farm before?

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    PaulKmecak  about 4 years ago

    He should have tried bros first. You know the old saying . . .

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    Herb L 1954  about 4 years ago

    Row vs Wade.A fishing conundrum?No Kavanaugh ;(

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    Iowa fishermen ?

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    Al Nala  about 4 years ago

    Ya gotta turn the hoe blade 90 degrees for better results. For BEST results, you need oars. (Paddles don’t work so well with rowboats, and not at ALL with robots.)

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    Cerabooge  about 4 years ago

    At first glance, I thought they were trying to hoe a row on the lake bed.

    Just watch. The reversal of words will become the way that saying goes from now on. And for most people, it’ll make just as much sense.

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    RetFor  about 4 years ago

    He’s trying to paddle his hoe…

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    Rev Phnk Ey  about 4 years ago

    I don’t see her. Where is she? The ho that is.

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    edstephens74  about 4 years ago

    Hoe, hoe, hoe your boat gently down the stream…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 4 years ago

    MacGyver would’ve figured out how to use a toothpick and a tire-pressure gauge to turn them into booster rockets.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 4 years ago

    They were actually trying to harvest caviar, but found it a tough roe to hoe.

    (I can’t believe no one else came up with that pun.)

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Mr. Natural sez: “Get the right tool for the job!”

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    Saturday's Child  about 4 years ago

    I took the little twelve footer out by myself at the lake where my parents and I were staying. I rowed out and dropped anchor. In no time a fish bit and I hauled him in the boat. I was so excited and started to row back. I wondered why it was so much harder to row back than it was to row out. I finally made it back to the dock where my dad and his uncle were. I pulled up the anchor and it had mud 12-14 inches high on it. My dad and unc had a really good laugh about that. I felt like an idiot! :)

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    Lablubber   about 4 years ago

    Good thing their in a rowboat. It’s nothing to get into a skiff over.

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    chekov  about 4 years ago

    Absolutely brilliant, Wiley. Thanks!

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    bakana  about 4 years ago

    They need to turn the blades 90 Degrees.

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    richdell  about 4 years ago

    I can paddle a boat. Canoe?

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    robert39503  about 4 years ago

    Might be somewhat useful if you straighten the hoe out.

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