Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 02, 2017

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 6 years ago

    Amen to that.

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    Depend on the role model.

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    Dtroutma  over 6 years ago

    And that huge rise in the stock market, that the brokers are making a fortune on , pretty scary too.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    There will also be a helluva delay on your download speed at the destination.

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 6 years ago

    …and it exploded.

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    dl11898  over 6 years ago

    Laws meant to be broken? Sad how many make that their motto for living.

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    mlkirk12530  over 6 years ago

    I have to say this. The laws of physics are immutable, not intractable. The laws of physics cannot be changed and they are not hard to manage.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    If anybody can find a technicality that will allow us to get by the intractable laws of physics, it will be Danae.

    I have a very good feeling about this.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Danae will fit RIGHT IN with the Dumpsterfire “administration”! “Laws? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Laws!”

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    gmartin997  over 6 years ago

    There are many who would agree with Danae.

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    DanFlak  over 6 years ago

    Get things done by the book when you can and in spite of the book when you have to.

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    johndifool  over 6 years ago

    Beam me up, Scotty (no signs of intelligent life here)…

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Yup. Here we are 10 years after all that “illegal activity” that lead to the stock market issues of 2007 and 2008. And how many bankers that gave millions upon millions to the politicians were prosecuted? Last count I hear was one. That is pretty sad.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The Chinese transported a Photon using quantum teleportation. I’m not interested degenerating into politics here.

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    Her little buddy already uses a self-devised time machine. She’ll need something different.

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    Not all banks, and not all the time. The difficulty is finding out which ones are and when.

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    dabugger  over 6 years ago

    Someone skipped remedial grammar.

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    john_chubb  over 6 years ago

    I encourage you to figure out a way to actually break that law of physics. Be sure to document your experiments, so they can be repeated/verified/reproduced. Be sure to file for all the relevant patents. And resist the temptation to use the technology to rob banks. The $$$ from licencing the patents and revolutionizing transportation will be worth it!

    Of course, truck and taxi drivers will all be out of jobs – but they are getting replaced by autocabs and autotrucks anyway!

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    Alabama Al  over 6 years ago

    Physicists generally agree that teleportation, like what is portrayed on “Star Trek,” is less likely than faster-than-light travel. Quantum mechanics difficulties would almost certainly prove insurmountable.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 6 years ago

    don’t we all know it.

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    Daeder  over 6 years ago

    Maybe it’s banking records that are meant to be broken?

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    caligula  over 6 years ago

    She puts her friend Jeffry on it and it’ll be done soon.

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