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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 25, 2017

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Trump will probably try to take credit for it.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 2 years ago

    That course must have some HARSH water hazards.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Let my people out of the rough.”

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    garcoa  over 2 years ago

    There is one huge sand trap coming up.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Now we know…

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    somebodyshort  over 2 years ago

    And the Scots claim to have invented the infernal game

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    Varnes  over 2 years ago

    What is that? A par 180 hole?

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    Pocosdad  over 2 years ago

    And the round took 40 years to complete.

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    whiteheron  over 2 years ago

    Thus was the worst plague set down upon the land and its people.

    " For you have cursed Me, and my lie. You shall walk the greens and fairways, yet never will you gain the 19th hole. "

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Another typical day at Mar-A-Loser.

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    sanderling75  over 2 years ago

    @whiteheron: Excellent. A great laugh

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    sanderling75  over 2 years ago

    @herrweh: Also excellent. I’m sure he appreciated the thought!!

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    sanderling75  over 2 years ago

    But is he ‘keeping his eye on the ball’ or on holding back the flood? Can he do both?

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    JudyAz  over 2 years ago

    Love how the rule book is a scroll!

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    mridenour  over 2 years ago

    Finally Wiley did one without including left-wing politics. Although one jack-wagon tried to get it in any way…..

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    T Smith  over 2 years ago

    In the tradition of Carnac the Magnificent:

    A: A golf course, his taxes, his wife.

    Q: Name 3 things Trump always cheats on.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Pharaoh: “Mind if we play through?”

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    ladamson1918  over 2 years ago

    This reminds me of an old joke, the punchline of which is, “Worse. He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer.”

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    Honorable mention in the banjo toss Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Careful not to slice here. You don’t want the ball to go into the trees.”

    “Trees?”

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    mso  over 2 years ago

    I often wonder if there were any mermaids around then and what they thought of the parting of the Red Sea. If they were commuting from one side to the other they must have had to stop and wait.

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    BubbleTape Premium Member over 2 years ago

    like a game of telephone. A long queue at the buffet that felt like 40 years and a tough water hazard at the Red Cs Resort becomes, well, you know.

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    edward thomas Premium Member over 2 years ago

    One of my favorite cartoons shows the seas parting, with a cone that says, “Slippery When Wet!”

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    ChessPirate  over 2 years ago

    This is the hole where Pharaoh’s party doesn’t get to play through…

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    Peam Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well if that isn’t improving the lie of the ball, I don’t know what is! Rule 13.2 specifically mentions that the removal of “dew or moisture” is prohibited! The red sea was quite moist last time I was through there (35 years ago!)On the other hand it’s possible that that aspect wasn’t in the Rules at the time of the parting of the Red Sea; my Dad always used to say that the Rules are so complicated because people are always trying to find ways of bending them. That’s why I love the ’Decisions!

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