Trump will probably try to take credit for it.
That course must have some HARSH water hazards.
“Let my people out of the rough.”
There is one huge sand trap coming up.
Now we know…
And the Scots claim to have invented the infernal game
What is that? A par 180 hole?
And the round took 40 years to complete.
Thus was the worst plague set down upon the land and its people.
" For you have cursed Me, and my lie. You shall walk the greens and fairways, yet never will you gain the 19th hole. "
Another typical day at Mar-A-Loser.
@whiteheron: Excellent. A great laugh
@herrweh: Also excellent. I’m sure he appreciated the thought!!
But is he ‘keeping his eye on the ball’ or on holding back the flood? Can he do both?
Love how the rule book is a scroll!
Finally Wiley did one without including left-wing politics. Although one jack-wagon tried to get it in any way…..
In the tradition of Carnac the Magnificent:
A: A golf course, his taxes, his wife.
Q: Name 3 things Trump always cheats on.
Pharaoh: “Mind if we play through?”
This reminds me of an old joke, the punchline of which is, “Worse. He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer.”
“Careful not to slice here. You don’t want the ball to go into the trees.”
I often wonder if there were any mermaids around then and what they thought of the parting of the Red Sea. If they were commuting from one side to the other they must have had to stop and wait.
like a game of telephone. A long queue at the buffet that felt like 40 years and a tough water hazard at the Red Cs Resort becomes, well, you know.
One of my favorite cartoons shows the seas parting, with a cone that says, “Slippery When Wet!”
This is the hole where Pharaoh’s party doesn’t get to play through…
Well if that isn’t improving the lie of the ball, I don’t know what is! Rule 13.2 specifically mentions that the removal of “dew or moisture” is prohibited! The red sea was quite moist last time I was through there (35 years ago!)On the other hand it’s possible that that aspect wasn’t in the Rules at the time of the parting of the Red Sea; my Dad always used to say that the Rules are so complicated because people are always trying to find ways of bending them. That’s why I love the ’Decisions!