Jan 14, 2017
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Woman: You should be ashamed of yourself!
Man: Wait...what? Why? 
Woman: Everything here is a lie, which makes you a purveyor of lies! LIES, LIES, LIES!!
Man: Uh...lies about what?
Woman: Which part of "every-thing" don't you understand?! Ugh! I can't stand being near this lame-stream media outhouse!
Phone: Bloop bloop bloop bloop
Woman: Ahh...take me away, blissful internet!
Man: Whoa......I just had the most ludicrously stupid dream.
Woman: Hmm...I read an item on Facebook claiming dreams are part of a government mind-control program. They're calling it Dream-gate...
Man: Ok...the most stupidly accurate dream...
Jan 16, 2017
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