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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 14, 2016

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    Dtroutma  almost 5 years ago

    Only got one cat, and I still lose to her!

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    It doesn’t matter if it’s one or five. They own us.

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    You’re just a sour puss.

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    asianwoof  almost 5 years ago

    This is a catastrophe.

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    fuzzbucket  almost 5 years ago

    Sit where you want. They’ll move or wish they had.

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    whiteheron  almost 5 years ago

    Where were you when I was among…

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    It is all about the word " need "…and who gets to determine that quantity.Sort of like "all you can eat for $5 ", the proprietor says one plate is all you can get for $5.

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    freewaydog  almost 5 years ago

    Now if only the cats would recount the phony prez elect,…

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    When I’ve had cats in the home, I usually have two.

    A single cat knows it rules the household but when there’s a second cat the feline order of ascension is challenged..

    Two cats will either keep each other company or ( as was the case at my house ) deliberately ignore the other cat, as much as possible.

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    There does seem to be less friction with two cats – even if they ignore one another ( and the dogs ).

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    I confess that I am ambivalent about having a cat. I like all animals and have had some real cat characters as companions over the years, but consider myself more of a dog person. It may have to do with the fact that I’m allergic to cat scratches and bites or that my last ex wasn’t a cat lover and my current wife has serious fur allergies

    We have a poodle/terrier.mix that doesn’t shed much, and she can handle him.

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    DaBoogadie Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    My Family Pecking Order: Tank, Selkit, Gypsy, DustBunny, Me, and that Woman that cleans the litterbox.

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    Lagoulou  almost 5 years ago

    Wiley loves his bears but he must love kitties too….these ones are precious. Luv the one taking a bath…

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    Night-Gaunt49  almost 5 years ago

    Recounts for all the votes not counted the first time around and some want them never counted such as the President elect…

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    dabugger  almost 5 years ago

    We just don’t count for the soon to time being.

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    cldisme  almost 5 years ago

    I need to go check Georgia Dunn’s “Breaking Cat News” to see if this story is accurate. Oh, yeah, they are in reruns right now.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s time to get a Lab/Pit mix.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Yep, cats will fill a vacuum faster than flying. I think it’s one of Einstein’s theories of relativity or something.

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    jollyjack  almost 5 years ago

    Good one!!

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    Rick Smith Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I think there is a joke somewhere here about p***y.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Y’all missed this vote. Here, on the toe of my shoe. Look closer….

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 5 years ago

    :D I’d have a house full of little kitty masters if only I wasn’t allergic. :-/

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    cat: an attitude wrapped in fur.

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    door: the object the cat wants perpetually to be on the other side of

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    wolfowned  almost 5 years ago

    Cats believe in a meownarchy.

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    Dtroutma  almost 5 years ago

    “German shepherd” also have a Dachshund, 17 years old, ut he *used" to scare of shepherds, rotties, and pit bulls! About htat testical height set of jaws!

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    kaffekup   almost 5 years ago

    If you’re really English, you’re more than welcome to mind your own business and go run Brexit.

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    Night-Gaunt49  almost 5 years ago

    An atmosphere abhors a vacuum.

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    mgrossberg  almost 5 years ago

    The thief, egomaniac, and traitor has the hounds on his tail. We will never give up. He will never find a moment’s peace in his desperate search for the “Devastating Tweet”… People using large words always call out his crimes… People with large hands will always measure out the insignificance of his contributions… Justice never lags, never RESTS, NEVER STOPS!heh, heh, heh!

    …get used to it…

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    Spade Jr.  almost 5 years ago

    …and with another simply dumb and weak attempt at humor, the time has come…Miller, YOU’RE FIRED! I’m yanking your strip off my daily red collection here at gocomics. You have lost another customer (“reader,” if you’re not smart enough to figure that out). Just keep going like you are and watch your customers keep leaving you until you’re basically out of a job. Not comfortable, eh? Too bad!

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    Dtroutma  almost 5 years ago

    ^Another Trump supporter who counts comics as the books he’s red?

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    Corey Cohen  almost 5 years ago

    Breakingcatnews.com !

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    washatkc Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh so bad of him not to be a liberal follower like you two. That’s why your side lost. People are tired of your way or no way attitude.

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