Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 01, 2016

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    Adiraiju  over 6 years ago

    Real men know better than to listen to anyone talking about “real men”.

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    Can't Sleep  over 6 years ago

    Be honest. Nobody says the kind of things Trump bragged about doing, unless they’re a sex offender, or wishes they were.

    (I read a comment by someone who said he hears that kind of talk every day on the job. He’s a corrections officer in a lock-up with sex offenders.)

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    Superfrog  over 6 years ago

    It’s good to have “bragging rights”. It’s wrong to use those rights. I’m not sure why. It just is.

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    snetzler  over 6 years ago

    You wouldn’t believe my humility. Truly great!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 6 years ago

    Why the cat is sitting in the opposite direction on his shoulder?

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    thirdguy  over 6 years ago

    She is just trying to rig the whole system, I tell ya.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Anything you can do well will be noticed favorably when you actually DO it….


    and if you’re not going to get a chance to do it in front of the person you’re trying to impress,

    it’s NOT relevant.


    It’s a real turn-off to have to listen to a list of things you can supposedly do well,

    unless I asked about them…

    It’s just talk.


    Even worse to be dragged or manipulated into witnessing everything you think you’re good at.


    Self deprecation and humility are far more appealing than boastfulness.

    Discovering unmentioned talents in another person is quite impressive….


    Much better than being disappointed by the performance of someone I think over-rated his/her own talents in advance.

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    dadoctah  over 6 years ago

    Real men know better than to engage when confronted by a poster put up by a woman that purports to explain “real men”.

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    Defect Premium Member over 6 years ago

    During a job interview, for any decent position, it’s considered required to brag about something good about yourself. If you actually said “I don’t do anything good!”, why would they hire you?

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    Dr_Zinj  over 6 years ago

    It’s not bragging if it’s a statement of fact.

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    e.groves  over 6 years ago

    No brag, just fact.

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I have a lot to be humble about.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 6 years ago

    Humbleness is best when not spoken about.

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    Iceman47  over 6 years ago

    Scripture teaches us that to boast about ones own deeds and accomplishments is frowned upon and that it is far better received if others notice and boast about your good deeds and actions.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 6 years ago

    “Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble, when you’re perfect in every way…”

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    stairsteppublishing  over 6 years ago

    Cat sitting with back to the conversation – why? – smart enough to know not to get involved in that conversation!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Here in the Midwest, modesty and self-deprecation are considered virtues. People politely tolerate braggarts but thereafter try to avoid them.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Real women try to fit men into an idealized mold- but if you adapt to that, you lose your appeal.

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    dabugger  over 6 years ago

    They do not have to brag. Some don’t even pack a brag when they do what ever is done.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The three American male tenets: 1) I’m good in bed. 2) I can drive anything. 3) I make the best chili. 4) (optional) I won the belt buckle at a rodeo.

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    ianjohnsoncartoonist Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Better obey the rules in this cafe. You’ll live longer.

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    3pibgorn9  over 6 years ago

    Hey, Wiley, what happened to the Daown Eastanah dialect?

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    3pibgorn9  over 6 years ago

    Hey, Wiley, What’s happened to the Daown Eastehnah dialect? It’s been a-missin’ in those two Ol’ Timahs recently.

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    Squoop  over 6 years ago

    The question mark in his pipe is priceless.

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    Linguist  over 6 years ago

    We’ve all known braggards of one stripe or another.

    But I honestly can’t recall a any man seriously boasting about his sexual prowess and proclivities – in a locker room, bar room, or board room.


    Real men don’t need to brag about their accomplishments – sexial or otherwise.

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    phoenixnyc  over 6 years ago

    He who speaks does not know. He who knows does not speak.

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    SeaFox10  over 6 years ago

    Different “rules” for women! It’s a sign of their insecurity!

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    Jessica_D  over 6 years ago

    Panel one Paulie! Pipe punctuation!

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    kleanerz  over 6 years ago

    It’s my accomplishment and I’ll brag if I want to.

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    Great Wizard Nala  over 6 years ago

    I only have one fault – I’m to modest!!

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    Julie-21  over 6 years ago

    I just woke up from a nap I took in February 2013. Has anything happened?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago

    There is nothing wrong with blowing your own horn when what you are bracing about is super amazing cool.

    Especially when what you did was so amazing that everyone everyone that knows what you have done agrees with you.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago


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    Timothy Madigan Premium Member over 6 years ago

    isn’t what she’s doing the female version of ‘mansplaining’?

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Trump’s friendship with Epstein has been largely untouched in the mainstream press, and those around Trump have been reluctant to provide details on the nature of the two billionaires’ relationship.


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