Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 31, 2016

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 6 years ago

    Sure did. The sounded like sex criminals reminiscing over previous conquests. Sick perverts in need of something to fix them.

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    moontime70  over 6 years ago

    The cartoonists, columnists, talk show hosts are gonna have a field day if Trump wins the election. So many innuendos, so little time!

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    Dtroutma  over 6 years ago

    Paulie seems brighter every day!

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    jorgen Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Well, the choice is between Trump and Hillary. The latter has screwed up everything she has touched, sold access to political power while Sec of State and a crooked career since Whitewater. Give me Trump any time.

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    brain Les  over 6 years ago

    Locker room talk was never confined to the locker room, it seemed to be where ever there were boys who wanted to brag about their (mostly imagined) conquests….

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    Varnes  over 6 years ago

    Lord, please forgive Trumpeteers, for the know not what they do……All I know is that they are really off the chain this year They are so far out there without their space suits it’s impossible to take them seriously. “Depraved sociopath?”..“Decades of crime and corruption”? Seriously, “Cankles”? How childish and immature….Republicans are babies being fed a formula…. Dogsniff, tell us how you really feel…..Ever carved a log into a Donald Trump sculpture?

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    Egrayjames  over 6 years ago

    Trump does come from a different culture…yeah, he’d be the guy at a construction site making lewd comments from the third floor at the ladies walking by. He is also the type of guy that can work out the logistics of a deal and get everyone on board. Where he wants what’s best for the country, Hillary wants what’s best for her. And looking on the bright side, maybe the Republicans and Democrats can really start to get some things done in Congress once he gets elected…after all, both parties will have a common enemy in the White House!

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    Varnes  over 6 years ago

    " Sociopath surrogates" That’s great….What’s a good name for the boogers that have tried to find something on Clinton for over 30 years, but haven’t? Besides the A word, that is….Keep it clean people…….Hey, I just noticed Paulie looks at us in panel 2………“Hi Paulie!! Luv ya!”

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    marshall  over 6 years ago

    I enjoy the strip much more without the political bias.

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    jayoung1 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    If anyone is sociopathic it is liberal idiots who support criminal candidate ignoring the damage their lunatic PC agenda has done to our culture. Your politics bite Wiley.

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    Douglas Haire  over 6 years ago

    I see the Kool-Aid is especially good today; lots of “Never Trumps” and believers in Hillary’s ads… screw the Wikileaks and renewal of the email investigation…

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    Cough Bill Clinton Cough

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    car2ner  over 6 years ago

    Locker room talk? How about video game chat “talk”. Yikes!!!

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    starcandles Premium Member over 6 years ago

    That YouTube video of Obama with “one on” & the journalist ladies’ cheering & applauding? Then, Obama who is on the phone, lifts his leg & plops it on a ledge to display even more? And you are criticizing Trump’s locker room talk? Give me a break. Sorry, but women do it too. Who cares? The lack of morality in this day & age, created by Liberals, is coming back to haunt them. Nothing shocks us anymore, & Trump’s locker room talk is nothing compared to Bill Clinton riding the Lolita plane with his pedophile friend. All of the garbage that came out on HRC last week with the National Enquirer? The people do not care. We are trillions in debt, & our country is spiraling downhill. Go Trump & Hillary for prison 2016!

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    Warren Wubker  over 6 years ago

    The Democrat mind for all to see: locker room talk trumps criminal behavior.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Not to mention that Trump WASN’T IN A LOCKER ROOM.

    He was at WORK.

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    lee  over 6 years ago

    Sociopaths ? Lets talk about the Clintons.

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    e.groves  over 6 years ago

    Vote for Pedro Sanchez. Viva la Pedro!

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    Varnes  over 6 years ago

    Ben, what are we recovering from again? Bush’s Great Recesssion, and TWO large UNFUNDED wars where Americans were slaughtered for no reason, dying nobly, but in vain…Wasted for no reason…Thank you republicans…..

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member over 6 years ago

    It will be funny if ‘President Trump’ goes to jail for the Trump U fraud case trial beginning Nov 28.

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    garygarrett1  over 6 years ago

    Dear Lord, the elitist Libs have multiplied to the far reaches of the universe that they now have to troll cartoon pages. Corruption is non-partisan and if you have to pull a “well look at yours” then you are just not being honest. The Clintons are going to go down in history as one of the most corrupt criminal families ever. With the FBI finally doing their job the only thing left is to watch the rats flee the sinking ship.

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    dabugger  over 6 years ago

    Sociopaths, a void of empathy and conscious. Lower than sick.

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    3pibgorn9  over 6 years ago

    Well, if “badly messed up” is lower than sick, well maybe yes.Sociopathy is a badly flawed mental disorder, so technically a sickness of the mind.

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    JanLC  over 6 years ago

    I think I’ll just drop this stip until after the election. Wiley, I know your politics, and do not enjoy your blatant electioneering. No matter which side we support, this is not the appropriate forum.

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    Roadrunner Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Can anyone say “Constitutional crisis” or “First woman president to be impeached”, or “his and hers impeached matching presidential book ends”. It ain’t over even when its over. We’re doomed..doomed!!

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    Lenavid  over 6 years ago

    And Clinton’s lowered the bar for corruption.

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    jahoody  over 6 years ago

    In reality, Republican moderates rarely make a principled stand on anything (one actually needs principles to take a principled stand, after all)

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    zeexenon  over 6 years ago

    1. “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud”

    2. “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”

    3. “Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”

    4. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”

    5. “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

    6. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”

    7. “Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.”

    8. “If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’”

    9. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

    10. “One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”

    11. “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”

    12. “It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”

    13. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

    14. “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

    15. “I have never

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    Dtroutma  over 6 years ago

    Reading the comments, I repeat: Paulie seems brighter every day!! (FAR more thoughtful!)

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    Godfreydaniel  over 6 years ago

    My theory is that Assange the (accused) rapist feels a natural affinity towards Trump, the (accused) rapist. Now, what Trump’s supporters feel (they cannot be given credit for “thinking”) is NOT something I want to know!

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    whiteaj  over 6 years ago

    … and if you believe that less than 98% of men don’t engage in “locker room talk,” I have a bridge to sell you.

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    Jessica_D  over 6 years ago

    A rare front view of Paulie in panel 2!

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    donhendon1  over 6 years ago

    time off for good behavior? she’s incapable of that kind of behavior.

    also, i wish all cartoonists would stay out of politics. it’s a sick business. stick to fun subjects. —

    — donald donald

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    billpat1  over 6 years ago

    After Hillary made us sociopaths

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    librarian4hire  over 6 years ago

    All the right wing nut job posters on the strip are such idiots. I hope you all go back into your holes on Nov. 9, and stop annoying the grown-ups.Signed,A (proudly) nasty woman

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Look – all this back and forth…Its what “they” want! Division, controversy, class splits…Trump and Hillary both SUCK!!They are both venal, corrupt, vituperous…The winner will be the one that the world elite want to win.We’re screwed regardless…WAKE UP!!!

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    Mr.doom  over 6 years ago

    Well, Wiley Miller doesn’t hid his “Liberal” opinion.

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    Dr_Zinj  over 6 years ago

    Wow. First time I’ve caught Joe in a white lie. What’s said in the locker room, stays in the locker room. Except when some nincompoop tapes it and plays it on national TV. So Donald Trump used the “F” word at a rally that had children present. Big fat furry deal. The little kiddies have heard worse, and use the F word themselves. The only thing you’re hiding is reality from yourself. Given a choice between a rude business man who thinks he’s God’s gift to women, and a sociopathic grandmother who lies about everything and couldn’t care less about how many people she gets killed as long as she’s sitting pretty in the driver’s seat; I’ll take Mr. Obnoxious, thank you very much.

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    dflak  over 6 years ago

    It’s not about Trump’s arrogance, crudeness, ignorance, total lack of social graces; it’s about his delusions. The difference between Trump and Hillary is that Hillary knows when she’s lying. Trump doesn’t lie. In order to lie, you have to know what the truth is. Trump hasn’t got a clue.-Hillary is crooked, but Trump is dangerous.

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    ljcjr  over 6 years ago

    NIce Try, Miller. I’m voting Trump.

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    jackobannon  over 6 years ago

    Hey, Wiley: Why is it that libtards like you won’t condemn Hillary for her reprehensible behavior? Talk about sociopath! That woman is just plain evil and the saddest part is that no matter how bad she is or what she does, you are ok with it.

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    GeorgeSteele  over 3 years ago

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz – obsessed much, Wiley?

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