Man with red tie:...Or he might be celebrating, which would indicate a strong holiday season market...
Caption: Early read of the investment tea leaves.
… or it’s the millions of letters that say GIMME!
Better if he spends his money on killing space spiders as he usually does.
Humongo National Bank foreclosed on the sled
He’s celebrating the end of the longest presidential election in history.And if I drank, I’d be on the stool next to him.
Same again, Bartender.
No, he just heard Hillary won and now has to deliver all kinds of free gifts to her former Bernie supporters.
He looked at the slate,Checked it twice,Only found naughty, nary a nice,Santa Clause is slumming in town…..
I want a pony.
Not time and he is out already.
Another pink slip victim of the Salvation Army….?
You better watch outYou better not cryBetter not poutI’m telling you whySanta Claus is dead
He’s exhausted from turning down the constant invocations for a Sanity Claus.
No worries, Santa – the Dem reign of terror is over.