Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 27, 2016
Customer: Excuse me, but isn't this a violation of my first amendment rights? Flo: Hmm...let me check, deah. Sign reads: Thank you for not talking politics. Button: BZZZT AAIIEEE KER SPLASH Flo: NOPE. Ned: Uh...do all the seats have a trap-door? Flo: Of cahse, deah. That's half the fun of havin' a place on a pier. Eddie: A-yea.