Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 06, 2015
Woman: So what's this all about, little girl? Danae: Providing reports to support what you want to hear, ma'am. Table sign reads: Studies "R" US Woman: Oh...you mean junk science to validate bogus claims for delusional people who won't admit being wrong? Danae: Um...I call it "tailored facts". Woman: I see...got anything to prove the health benefits of eating a box of chocolates every day? Danae: One of our best sellers!