Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 11, 2015

Better than “Hold my beer and watch this.”

In the true spirit of the non sequitur I love Oscar Wilde’s last words: “Either this wallpaper goes or I do,”

“How hard can it be?”

One too many in this meme . . . starting to jump the shark.

Testosterone Overlord….more like it…..

Does being an unofficial coroner pay well?? Benefits?

“You’re sure your husband didn’t follow you here?”

“You talkin’ to me?”

“I’ll show YOU!”

Hey, this is something we should be very careful about – even the ladies among us. Come to think of it …

“How hard can it be?”“Not the gasoline! Not the gasoline!”

That or it may have been menopause…….his wife’s.

They forgot “Hold my beer.”

Testosterone overload has killed more people than all the major diseases combined.

Last, or lost words? Maybe just bury it.

Never heard the term ‘testosterone overload’ before.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I’ve always called it ‘testosterone poisoning.’

Well, if he didn’t take THAT much he’d still be alive and NOT have a heart attack!

I LOVE the Last Word Cemetery.

“I can prove these shoes are fireproof…”

Moral: Only one person at a time should juggle chain saws.

‘Testosterone Poisoning’ is the preferred term from the Manual For Autopsy ….“Testosterone Induced Terminal Stupidity” is also acceptable..