Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 20, 2014
Bob: So...I can avoid coronary bypass surgery just by not eating meat anymore? Dr.: And dairy...yes. Bob: *sigh* You know I'm an American, right? Dr.: Ok! Surgery, rehab and lifelong medications it is...good choice! Bob: All right, all right...I'll go vegan. Dr.: Oh, here's a bonus...that'll cure your diabetes, too. Bob: Wait...my what?! Dr.: Oh...sorry. I just assumed you knew.