Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 04, 2014
Teacher: Danae...you were supposed to do a science report. Danae: I did! It's an alternative science report. Teacher: No... you can't just make up things you want to believe are true and pass it off as science. Danae: Why not? Lots of adults make a good living at it. Ned: When I was your age, teachers wanted us to watch more news programs... Danae: She says it's information-age irony.