Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 13, 2014
Lucy: So you did all that work on the essay for nothing? Danae: Oh, it's not over yet...The weirdness of "the incident" is too good to waste on a stupid school essay, so I'm turning it into a screenplay! Lucy: Ah...I suppose the next "sharknado" has to come from some-where. Danae: From your lips to a syfy channel producer's ears.