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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 23, 2014

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    Allen Rymer  about 6 years ago

    first rule of politics or upper management

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    Varnes  about 6 years ago

    It’s good to be an American….Come along little waif…Sail away with me..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chaP4MCXp4w

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    Superfrog  about 6 years ago

    Of course, if it can deliver a bomb then it can deliver a pizza.

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    pcolli  about 6 years ago

    When the drone comes to ground level, wait until it has released the package, then jam it’s homing mechanism. You now have your own drone.

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    Olddog1  about 6 years ago

    Mostly, it’s the other way around.

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    Superfrog  about 6 years ago

    In Oz, the only tips the pizza guy gets is “Work hard and be good to your Mother”. (famous TV ad over here)

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    2578275  about 6 years ago

    “Work hard and be good to your mother”, used to be valued in the U.S. But it was learned that values stood in the way of more and larger profits.

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    drjinx  about 6 years ago

    AH! The power of repeated spoken lies.

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    Enoki  about 6 years ago

    When it happens we’ll make great pets.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  about 6 years ago

    It’s “We both have truths”

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    KEA  about 6 years ago

    American Exceptionalism – we’re the only major country in the world that has insecure credit cards.

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    Timothy Madigan Premium Member about 6 years ago

    It makes sense.There’s no way that you’ll get a robotic delivery service to works – too many laws and regulations are, or will be put, in place to keep them successfully working (privacy, airspace, etc…)but, using them to conquer the world means you can ignore the laws (part of the requirement of world domination).

    And then they can become a delivery service as originally planned

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    milania  about 6 years ago

    Bla bla bla bla…this is as bad as Danae……Back to the single panels!

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    dabugger  about 6 years ago

    Just what constitutes ‘proud American’ for Bob? More of a convenient chichi to mask his paranoia.

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    mso  about 6 years ago

    We live in a doomed country.

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    dianalward  about 6 years ago

    What part of what goes on in this world does he consider “reason”? :/

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    Numbnumb  about 6 years ago

    So being a “Proud American” is now cause for mocking insults?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 6 years ago

    American Paranoia is The BEST! on the planet.

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    Ernest Lemmingway Premium Member about 6 years ago

    That explains so much…

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    homealone  about 6 years ago

    This statement also applies to religion.

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    Dianne Lee Premium Member about 6 years ago

    This is the system used in the Republican section of our House of Representatives. It’s what Stephen Colbert calls “truthiness”- the idea that what’s true isn’t as important as what you believe, that what you know in your “gut” is inherently better than what others might “know” in their brains, since there is no objective reality. The problem with this process is that when you use your “gut” instead of your brain to make decisions, the product of the two organs becomes the same thing.

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    watmiwori  about 6 years ago

    don’t forget “political ethics,” the most oxymoronic oxymoron of all.

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    neeeurothrush  about 6 years ago

    i love bob’s eyebrows – they seem to have a life of their own – and THAT’S the truth. blththth

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    BloomCo  about 6 years ago

    Bob is a Democrat?

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    Varnes  about 6 years ago

    DeLee, great last line!

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    Varnes  about 6 years ago

    ypoons and Night-Gaunt, Rumor has it that several other major stores were hit at the same time…..But they aren’t being as forthcoming…There may be a lot more surprised people in a few days…Sleep tight……..

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    westny77  about 6 years ago

    Ok give it a rest. This cartoon is turning into the wall street journal. Bring back Danea and her silly horse that goes to bed with her.

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    Caddy57  about 6 years ago

    If this really does happen, especially with pizza or other fast food delivery…the drones will be set with a card scanner to scan credit or debit cards….take the price of the pizza from your account PLUS the tip (the rest of what is in your account)….don’t think it won’t happen!

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    Radical-Knight  about 6 years ago

    OY!!! The primary explanation of perspectives for party politics!!!

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    lindz.coop  about 6 years ago

    :)

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 6 years ago

    We got through an entire day without someone announcing Bob looked like Nixon? Amazing!

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    Proud American  about 6 years ago

    OK Wiley, why don’t you get off the leftist bull-Barack and go back to making fun of Joe’s relationship with his remote girl friend?

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    strictures  about 6 years ago

    Target isn’t going away.Sears probably will & so far, they haven’t been hacked!

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    Spade Jr. Premium Member about 6 years ago

    JP—I thought that the first time I saw the guy! Good call. Although it would be just as effective and funny if it was a guy who looked like Obama, don’t you think?

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    susan.e.a.c  about 6 years ago

    MSNBC strikes again.

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