Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 19, 2013
Transcript:
the buyer wants to see the house tomorrow, joe no problem helga now she's very rich and very germophobic so the house can't have a trace of dirt or she'll bolt so we need to really keep it clean 'scuse us thank you please don't tell me you have a horse living inside the house we think of her as a dog with hooves
edclectic over 10 years ago
Horse puckey…
hsawlrae over 10 years ago
No problem…we clean the house every spring.
jazzmoose over 10 years ago
There goes your commission, riding off into the sunset.
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
Okay, I won’t tell you we have a horse living in our house…
edclectic over 10 years ago
It’s truly a horsehair sofa in the parlor.
wndrwrthg over 10 years ago
Time to muck out the living room.
Haplo76 over 10 years ago
Reminds me of this classic:http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2006/09/24Maybe the strips were just published in the wrong order :)
keenanthelibrarian over 10 years ago
’s’ok, we’ll have it Granma clean by the time she turns up to inspect …
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Hey, it was good enough for Tucker Gattrell…Roscoe approves
bagbalm over 10 years ago
I know someone who does this with a miniature…but she wears tennis shoes in the house.
Enoki over 10 years ago
Just slip bowls of pine oil and bleach under every piece of furniture to give it that hospital disinfectant smell…
arntzj over 10 years ago
I thought that Lucy was just a stuffed toy that existed as a real horse only in Danae’s imagination
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
But not Danae-broken
ckeller over 10 years ago
@Nabuquduriuzhur: I think it is Victoria, and this is just her way of getting him to cleaning up after himself (and the girls). He’d better get used to the idea of sharing the housework if he marries her. (wonder if his first wife used to make him do that?)
dabugger over 10 years ago
oh, do we maybe have problems?
edclectic over 10 years ago
Victoria’s a secret?
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Well, that takes care of the worry that the whole family would show up at Victoria’s one-room condo for Thanksgiving. I can’t imagine that Danae cleans up after Lucy…
todyoung over 10 years ago
Not only is Lucy civilized enough to live in the house, but she talks and acts intelligently – which is more than you can say about Danae most of the time! Excellent counterpoint character, eh?
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
I think this will kill any chance of selling the house, at least this time around.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Better not tell her about the dog.
gailneal over 10 years ago
I always thought the horse was imaginary