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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 12, 2013

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    einarbt  over 8 years ago

    Aha.

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Hurricanes are natural causes, right?

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Hey, Tony,, hold my beer, I just had an idea….

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    Linguist  over 8 years ago

    This is adjacent to Famous Last Words Mausoleum.

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    Dtroutma  over 8 years ago

    All those stones with the same epitaph: “Mine’s bigger than yours!”

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    dtroutma, “Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer’s wiener, that is what I really want to beeeee! ‘Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer’s wiener, everyone would be in love with meeeee:”..

    Radish, point well taken..

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    poppy1313  over 8 years ago

    Killed by Wife maybe

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    The first guy to eat snails and moldy cheese didn’t make it in, but he may well have. It would be better PR to call it Martyrs To Progress Estates.

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    alan.gurka  over 8 years ago

    I expected to see a lot more tombstones.

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    cdward  over 8 years ago

    “I can take him!”

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    uniquename  over 8 years ago

    You mean stupidity isn’t a natural cause?

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Right next to “Hold my Beer” Action Park.

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    Can't Sleep  over 8 years ago

    I guess ‘stupid’ isn’t a natural cause.

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    Say What?  over 8 years ago

    Deja vu! I recall a similar comment string in Diamond Lil a couple days ago. Hold my beer while I look for it.

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    watmiwori  over 8 years ago

    Unless they’re 78s — then they can’t wait to dump ’em!

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    Enoki  over 8 years ago

    Every headstone starts with "Hey ya’ll watch this $h!+ !

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    dr_dolittle_rwc  over 8 years ago

    Don’t worry! I got this!!

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    TexTech  over 8 years ago

    Yes, they are natural but attempting to defy the laws of nature is not. It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature. (She can be a real b**ch when you try.

    [Anybody remember what product it was that used that tag line in their advertising?]

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    grainpaw  over 8 years ago

    Margarine.It’s time to start putting testosterone-lowering drugs into the light beer supply.

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    dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago

    This is very funny coming immediately after today’s “Hubris” as it does, with its nod to over-40-ever-20 derring-do.

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    dabugger  over 8 years ago

    A translation failure……back to school…….

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    puddlesplatt  over 8 years ago

    I like the climate, hot as Hell yesterday…today Fog

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    Vet Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I know of a Machismo moment.Two guys arguing in a Bar in El Paso.Each one bragging they were the fastest at gun drawing and shooting.So they went to the street to prove who was the fastest.Both were fast and both shot killing each other.I imagine they are buried there.

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    route66paul  over 8 years ago

    No self respecting redneck male drinks light beer.

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    dflak  over 8 years ago

    If I live to be 100, the miracle won’t be living to 100, it would be living past 20.

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    wypoons, I think you’re right…I could Google it, but who can spare the ten seconds it would take in this busy world? Chop! Chop!

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    Radical-Knight  over 8 years ago

    However, most of ’em are runners-up for a Darwin Award!!!

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    tigerchik32  over 8 years ago

    Try this; Here lies Butch.We planted him raw.He was quick on the trigger,But slow on the draw. (Silver City,NV,1878)

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    wrwallaceii  over 8 years ago

    Now all we need is a “SHE wouldn’t shut her mouth long enough to listen to me” Cemetery.,

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    Caddy57  over 8 years ago

    Famous last words: Don’t tell me I can’t stop a bus by stepping in front of………!

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    BillJ-MN  over 8 years ago

    “No, we’re not going to pay someone to fix that. I can do it myself.”

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