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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 18, 2013

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    pawpawbear  over 7 years ago

    Uh———what were we talking about. No, no I don’t have any idea, I’ve slept since we talked last. Oh, that was only three minutes ago. Like I said, I’ve slept since then.

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    Linux0s  over 7 years ago

    “Those who forget the past are destined to repeat 5th grade.”

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    Those who remember the future are, um…..wait, this was the future a second ago!

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    jack fairbanks  over 7 years ago

    those who remember the past will lie about it anyway

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    edclectic  over 7 years ago

    last chance…

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    edclectic  over 7 years ago

    But it’s always good reheated.

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    Those who forget to paste have to control-c all over again.

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    cdward  over 7 years ago

    Best one-word graves stone: “Oops”

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    Aaberon  over 7 years ago

    Once again, I am in the middle of Greatness: you are ALL so quick-witted this morning!!

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    rockngolfer  over 7 years ago

    Hold my beer and watch this.

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    pwright370  over 7 years ago

    I dare you.

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    puddlesplatt  over 7 years ago

    Add this… I was, and wasn’t!

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    Jack Straw  over 7 years ago

    Noooooo- do you know anything about parachuuuuuuutes?

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    QuiteDragon  over 7 years ago

    It is not that no one cared about finishing the quote, it is more that all were working around it, like a jazz musician playing many permutations of a melody without resolving it.

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    meboado  over 7 years ago

    Here is one I saw in Tombstone, AZ as a kid.Lester MooreShot with a 44No less no more

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    Vet Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I want this one on mine“What, me worry?” Always loved A.E. Newman.Others come to mind“I told you this was a bad idea.”“I think it said “Danger Mine Field”.“Was that the red wire or blue wire?”“Are we on Jackass?”“They will so love this on Youtube!”“Slow down I see spots the lines on the road look like dots.”(Hot Rod Lincoln song)“Is that shadow around us getting bigger?”“Is that a helicopter?” (Said by bad guys in Afghanistan and Iraq while on camera.)

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    The one good thing about getting older is….er…ah.. whatever !

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    alfracto  over 7 years ago

    I’m pretty sure that black wire is the ground one. Eh?

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    alfracto  over 7 years ago

    Wet floor bare feet so what!

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    dflak  over 7 years ago

    What I want on my tombstone is: “What does a guy have to do to get a cup of coffee around here?”

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    watmiwori  over 7 years ago

    …who don’t remember either. They are frequently quoted by historians as authorittivesources.

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday, and Now you know why !

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    Jungfrau  over 7 years ago

    Frankly, I’d rather be in Philadelphia ! W.C. Fields marker !

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    unca jim  over 7 years ago

    “at last… a diet that worked.”

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    pawpawbear  over 7 years ago

    This was great fun today. Let’s get together and do it again sometime.

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    KEA  over 7 years ago

    …or have it boil over.

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    Blossoming  over 7 years ago

    YES!… Amnesia at it’s best!…

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    eddi_tbh  over 7 years ago

    The instruction manual is all wrong. I’ll just wing it.

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    tigerchik32  over 7 years ago

    I got a good one; Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn’t the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go.- from a tombstone in NY circa 1938.

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    live.the.future  over 7 years ago

    Wiley should put out a book that is a collection of nothing but these cemetery cartoons.

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    dflak, good one….

    watmiwory…..You say that now, bot now isn’t what is used to be either…

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    dflak, good one!

    watmiwory, Oh, sure you say that now, but now isn’t what he used to be either…

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    Hunter7  over 7 years ago

    “I can do this with one hand tied behind my back!”.“Its all good, dear. Bears love honey. Put more on my hand it will make a great cover photo for our Christmas cards”

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