Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 18, 2013

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    Linguist  over 10 years ago

    Just hang around a little while, and see what happens…

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    edclectic  over 10 years ago

    How to tell the system is AFU: I had to go to jail once for a failure to appear on an expired drivers license; the police wouldn’t book me because my license was expired. Go figure…

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    Linguist  over 10 years ago

    I just figured out that I might have a warrant of for me, for failure to appear for jury duty in Florida, because I neglected to notify them, that I am living in South America.

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    Linux0s  over 10 years ago

    Catch 22: dungeon edition.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Punishable by more chained loitering, ad infinitum.

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    3pibgorn9  over 10 years ago

    So it goes….

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    Probably no cell phone either.

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    TheVernalPool  over 10 years ago

    no pan-handling either

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago

    wetting my pants in public….gotcha!

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    californicated1  over 10 years ago

    The sign is on the door, folks.…That means that there is “No Loitering” after one goes through that door.…If there was no loitering in the cell, the sign would be posted on the wall.

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    jack fairbanks  over 10 years ago

    cosmic digestive system with you as the fiber

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    jack fairbanks  over 10 years ago

    thank god you do

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    chasobrien  over 10 years ago

    Piffle. I got a notice my draft exempt status was being revoked as a result of my having dropped out of college and moved out of state. The notice was delivered to me at Defense Language Institute in Monterey.

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    Justice22  over 10 years ago

    I was caught in such a situation, “You must do this, but if you do, You will be penalized.”

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    Gokie5  over 10 years ago

    Bureaucracy. Took me 20 years to get my W-2 form to list me as married instead of single. I spoke to everyone on every level I could think of, telephoned, emailed, or postal-service mailed them every year.

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    Keith Messamer  over 10 years ago

    You should be fired from the IRS, too.

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    lmonteros  over 10 years ago

    I’ve had jobs like that….

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    Hawthorne  over 10 years ago

    Bureaucracy … I know someone who fought the Feds for three years over a green card they refused to mail to a PO box. There are places in this country, though, where there is no mail delivery, and you have to have a PO box to get mail.

    They mailed it to the only address they considered valid, the street address, and the PO sent it back as undeliverable.

    Three years, AND a new fee, for their error. I hear they have fixed that, though, and will now accept a PO Box address. Not sure whether you should count on that, though.

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    alan.gurka  over 10 years ago

    And the penalty for loitering is . . . ?

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