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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 23, 2013

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    pouncingtiger  about 6 years ago

    He ran longer because of the wind from his tail.

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    Linguist  about 6 years ago

    He also looks like he lost a bit of weight.

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    kittenpah  about 6 years ago

    Fiber is important, but maybe AFTER the run!

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    grasshopper  about 6 years ago

    Hate to be the one who just happens to walk behind him …oey !

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    Peabody-Martini  about 6 years ago

    Fuel for the afterburner.

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    Varnes  about 6 years ago

    Exercise is wonderful….My Uncle started walking when he was 67….And he just kept going…Haven’t seen him since…

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    Tom Gaylord Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Pffffffttt…gas power!

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    McSpook  about 6 years ago

    I certainly wouldn’t want to get carried along in his slipstream.

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    Alexikakos  about 6 years ago

    The extra spring in his step is because the burritos were made from jumping beans.

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    roctor  about 6 years ago

    This explaines track runners starting crouch.

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    GROG Premium Member about 6 years ago

    And he’s saving it for you.

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    jreckard  about 6 years ago

    If the burrito includes pine nuts, I guess that makes it a woodwind.

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    el8  about 6 years ago

    We can only hope that what happened on the run, stays on the run (and that he doesn’t get the runs, no?).

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    Josh Lyons Premium Member about 6 years ago

    That gives us an interesting question: Did any U.S. astronauts from the Mercury, Gemini, Apollo, and the Shuttle missions (of which I’ve saw them all) ever “let one go” while in outer space

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    emptc12  about 6 years ago

    Beans, beans – the musical fruit!The more you eat the more you toot.The more you toot the better you feel,So eat your beans at every meal!.Beans, beans – are the legumeThat gives a runner some extra zoom.So what, it causes climatic change?So do millions of cattle out on the range..Beans, beans – a gaseous sourceAs bad as alfalfa fumes from a horse.If the world’s end comes from the butts of livestock,The CO times 2’ers are in for a shock..Beans, beans – the downfall of ManMight stem from a thing you can hold in your hand.If methane could be saved as an energy source … But Congressional gas would continue, of course.

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    It’s one of to songs that come to mind. Billy Joel’s “Don’t Forget Your Second Wind.” The other is Bob Seeger’s “Against the Wind.” Better the former than the latter.

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    baldhedjer  about 6 years ago

    Nothing like a little bean booster to get your day going!

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    JudyAz  about 6 years ago

    re: space suits – check out Donovan’s “The Interglaactic Laxative”

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    thirdguy  about 6 years ago

    I am getting worried about Wiley. He has been doing strips lately, that cannot possible be taken as political. Not that some folks don’t keep trying. Has the old boy lost his nerve? Or has he decided that it just isn’t worth all of the acrimony.

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    vwdualnomand  about 6 years ago

    that won’t help to lose weight.

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    Plods  Premium Member about 6 years ago

    …and broke it.

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    Vonne Anton  about 6 years ago

    Mr. Windrunner blows, while Mrs. Windrunner sucks (the vacuum does, anyway).

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    pawpawbear  about 6 years ago

    I had surgery a few days ago. After experienceing some episodes of ten to fifteen seconds of flatulence, I am so glad to continue the almost bland diet I am on now. They have been so bad that my granddaughters would say it was gross and then crack up laughing. I suppose this too shall pass.

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    prrdh  about 6 years ago

    Thank you, Wiley, for pointing out that runners need to be subjected to emissions testing just like automobiles.

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    pawpawbear  about 6 years ago

    If you feel my recent post was TMI, please forgive.

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    puddlesplatt  about 6 years ago

    never follow a jogger close behind…

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    yimhere  about 6 years ago

    Burritos and a match will reduce your mile time by at least 10%…..

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    Michael W. Barr Premium Member about 6 years ago

    It’s come to this? Flatulence jokes? NS is better than this — or should be.

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    Caddy57  about 6 years ago

    Nothing like running on natural gas….I just feel sorry for anyone following too close behind this guy….especially if they try to light a cigarette in the direct airstream…..BOOM!

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    Caddy57  about 6 years ago

    And the extra fiber would hasten the return trip…especially if you don’t want to get caught with your britches down!

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    Rickapolis  about 6 years ago

    I hate to eat and run.

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    pcolli  about 6 years ago

    Some people like that sort of thing, so you might be.

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    pawpawbear  about 6 years ago

    There are, or have been, cultures that think a huge belch or fart soon after dinner is the supreme compliment to the host and the cook. It takes a lot of people to make a world. We in the USA are only are only around five percent of the worlds population, so, we should gwet over ourselves.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Second wind? Yeah, bean burritos will do that!

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 6 years ago

    John Pike said: “I suppose this too shall pass.” ROFLMAO! Snerk! John, did you purposely say that? :-D

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Big Snerk, back at ’ya! LOL!

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    Intophaloblue  about 6 years ago

    Fartinuggin

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