Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 19, 2013

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    Superfrog  over 9 years ago

    A good try but I’m not crazy about it.

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    Linguist  over 9 years ago

    I rest my case !

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Man, I was just on a jury a couple of days ago….We had a man’s life in our hands…WE were the People. Nobody but us..Just chumps taking time out of our lives to do our duty…Nobody to question our decision (except on appeal, but OUR decision will always be on the record) … Our opinion was literally the Law Of The Land….Kinda awesome…BTW, seeing the justice system from the inside out really is an eye opener…Talk about making sausage…Sheesh!

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    el8  over 9 years ago

    Well, there’s “crazy” and then there’s “just plain stupid”.

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    freeholder1  over 9 years ago

    Come on. Kardashian-watching is a much better insanity plea. Ask Bruce.

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    freeholder1  over 9 years ago

    Jury gave him the Royal flush.

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    Linguist  over 9 years ago

    I love her honor’s name – Judge B Cox !

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Linquist, yeah, I almost went there…But ironically, the judge at the trial I was a juror for, was a hottie!….I kid you not!

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    roctor  over 9 years ago

    A regal eagle?

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    g.iangoodson  over 9 years ago

    Newsflash. The war of rebellion is over.

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    Rickapolis  over 9 years ago

    If he said he genuinely cared about Lindsay Lohan they would never let him out of jail.

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    jdkingbear  over 9 years ago

    We are not amused.

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    boogshine  over 9 years ago

    I read this for the family strips. The sociopolitical commentary has become downright dreadful. It’s nothing a 13 year old couldn’t do better in 5 minutes in meme form.

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    twj0729  over 9 years ago

    I guess I’m out of it, who’s Kate Middleton? I know of Kardashian but Middleton, nada!

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    gosfreikempe  over 9 years ago

    I suspect that genuinely caring about the former Kate Middleton, now Katherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is NOT a proper insanity defense for most cases in the USA. I’m sorry, Mr. Miller, but I don’t “get” this one, and as a staunch supporter and loyal subject of Her Majesty, Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada (yes, she’s Queen fo England, but she IS also Queen of Canada; that’s a proper title), I must stand and defend the monarchy. I have spoken with Princess Anne, watched Prince Charles working the crowd, and watched the security around the Prince, and you couldn’t pay me enough to take their jobs – not even if you could elevate me to the 1% club. Long live the Queen! Long live Prince William and Duchess Katherine!

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    Can't Sleep  over 9 years ago

    I don’t know, I’d have thought the Kardashians, myself.

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    I have a dog who roams all night, and I bet he has stories to tell…. tales or is it tail?

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    DrJKnows  over 9 years ago

    Judge B Cox? I don’t get it.

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    Feyray  over 9 years ago

    The Chiffon Scarcity story is a myth. The problem is access.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    emptc, they say that CSI shows make everything look cut and dried..Some jurors today want to be TOLD who’s guilty, but it’s THEIR job to tell the court who is guilty…and usually it’s pretty confusing figuring who did what….

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    Dr Lou Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Who?

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    pcolli  over 9 years ago

    The US doesn’t have a monarchy, still it’s not happy. We have a Royal Family and even if a few of our people don’t want it; it’s not up to anyone else to criticise.

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    Linguist  over 9 years ago

    I guess some people are missing the point of why Wiley selected Kate Middleton rather than a Lindsay Lohan, or a Kardashian. It is precisely the point that she is a Royal and so far removed from the American normal celeb infatuation ( unless you are a real anglophile ) that you would have to be crazy to give a rat’s patoot about her life !

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    gosfreikempe  over 9 years ago

    You have a president who knows the score. His opponents want to be treated like kings, and are completely out of touch with reality – just like Canada’s Prime Minister.

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    gordrogb Premium Member over 9 years ago

    A better insanity defense would be “He wastes his time putting comments in on comics” :)"

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    Linguist  over 9 years ago

    Just flag the little arrogant b_st_rd and ignore him, like the rest of us do. He’s an attention seeking troll.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Earth to gmartin, Earth to gmartin, come in gmartin…You realize that that is crazy talk, right? Talk like that probably makes you too insane to own a gun….

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    rfeinberg  over 9 years ago

    I would have gone with Kardashian.

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    Caddy57  over 9 years ago

    This man may just be totally nuts….who in thier right minds on this side of the pond would care about any of the Brits unles they were blood relatives?

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    gordrogb Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Keep in mind that we only know anything about these people because the people in the news report it as such. To me, and to many others, none of that Royals stuff is news – it is just a silly distraction. And yet the news folks choose to report it as news. So, now, who are the dummies?

    (Did I use “choose” correctly? I get chose and choose mixed up).

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    alviebird  over 9 years ago

    Gentlemen (no, I’m not going to say “gentle-persons” so as to be “PC”) should be able to disagree without these attitudes. C’mon children, play nice.

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