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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 04, 2013

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    tanya96  almost 8 years ago

    Clearly Danae is an atheist

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    Agent54  almost 8 years ago

    Hey kid – no one has seen a Higgs Boson yet either, you saying it ain’t so?

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    Three Steps Over Japan  almost 8 years ago

    Skin Horse has zombies…

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, but it should give you some indication of how to prioritize your time.

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    Varnes  almost 8 years ago

    Hey, just pray that the Zombie Apocalypse doesn’t start in Kenya…..Nobody can outrun those guys……

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    Varnes  almost 8 years ago

    Gee, it would be a shame if Katie came by and Jeffry started paying more attention to her than to Danae, wouldn’t it?

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Do reality TV stars count as proof of zombies?

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    t1warren  almost 8 years ago

    If he writes the book he will be able to retire before he hits 18!

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    roctor  almost 8 years ago

    Preperation H’ers have shifted ftom the Mayan calander to zombies.Was this a difficult movement or a downward slide?

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    vwdualnomand  almost 8 years ago

    hope springs eternal in nerd world like finding a girl who likes video games.

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    emptc12  almost 8 years ago

    I hesitate to provide links, especially to a competing comic strip, but this is a “Zits” strip on the zombie theme. .Google it: .“Zombie Parents and Other Hopes for a More Perfect World”.Spoiler: The point being, that zombie parents will let you get away with anything.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Think about it Danae. Zombies will be the result of everyone following your resolutions just to please you..

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    I Quit  almost 8 years ago

    Next week, Danae discovers how much money there is in writing Zombie Apocalypse Survival Manuals.

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    dabugger  almost 8 years ago

    As a pathologist…..

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    tigre1again  almost 8 years ago

    There’s that shellfish, or fish, in the Bahamas…dried and ingested by ‘victim’ makes them a shambling, obedient “it”…supposedly THAT’S the origin of zombies.

    The victim “dies” and is buried by grieving relatives, and the witch-person digs them up and revives them from a coma…voila! service for life.

    Yeah, I know: one of those bits of reading from a childhood of ransacking encyclopedias.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 8 years ago

    Danae has a great career ahead of her as a personal-injury attorney.

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    MirandaN  almost 8 years ago

    Max Brook’s Zombie Survival guide list quite a few references to real life zombies… ;)

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    MirandaN  almost 8 years ago

    Oh! And Zombie Ants! http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/05/120504-zombie-ant-fungus-science-environment-rainforest/

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    ossiningaling  almost 8 years ago

    Believing in something that you can’t see or prove exists is the basis for many religions. I say give Jeffrey tax exempt status!

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    bevgreyjones  almost 8 years ago

    He’s too late; the Federal government already has one.http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

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    mkahn  almost 8 years ago

    There ARE zombies… as in “The Zombies”.

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    Ernest Lemmingway Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    For all that we do know about how the world works, there is literally trillions of times more that we don’t know. Scientists once thought the electric light was impossible; can we be so sure they’re wrong about zombies?

    .Sorry to burst your bubble, my fellow zombiephile, but the good folks at Zombie Squad (zombiesquad.com) beat you to the manual. If you’re prepared to survive a worst-case scenario, you’re more than prepared for any disaster.

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    defunctdoormat Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    There’s one HUGE failure of logic on her part! If ANYONE, EVER, had seen a zombie, we’d already BE in the apocalypse! It’s a known fact that zombies cannot be contained no matter what you do, and their disease would have spread. I mean gee wiz, doesn’t she know anything at all?

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    meowlin  almost 8 years ago

    That “modified form of rabies” was the culprit in this movie:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1082868/

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    Hunter7  almost 8 years ago

    Danae hasn’t entered the workforce. She hasn’t sat next to cubicles of worker bees. (now renamed as worker zombies). .…. it would be nice if gocomics had the comics “Zits”.

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    Rickapolis  almost 8 years ago

    Could ‘Not yet’ mean that he is working on it.

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    SCroix  almost 8 years ago

    Actually, there are such things as zombies and yes, people have seen them.

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