Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 09, 2012

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    pouncingtiger  almost 10 years ago

    He must of read it from the geriatric TMZ.

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    Linux0s  almost 10 years ago

    But the internet knows everything.

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    V-Beast  almost 10 years ago

    Fact is, they both died.

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    runar  almost 10 years ago

    If I died, I’d probably be the last to know.

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    x_Tech  almost 10 years ago

    I read a comment on another strip that Sir Roger Moore had died. When I searched Roger Moore on Nov 4, 2012 I found an obit…dated Nov 6, 2012.Now it seems he did a TV interview on the 7th about his book Bond On Bond

    Probably prerecorded.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    News flash —Roger Moore not dead!.(If you found his obituary at Necropedia, then you saw his “anticipated obituary”, always dated one or two days ahead of when you read it.)

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    KeepKeeper  almost 10 years ago

    He heard it on Fox so it must be true.

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    einarbt7  almost 10 years ago

    Bernie may be boring to the point of being nearly dead but he does not look bored.

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    vwdualnomand  almost 10 years ago

    fox news is not a reliable source. election night was a disaster for them. karl couldn’t believe the numbers. megan walking to number crunchers and was told about ohio. then, the blaming of the american voters started.

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    ekw555  almost 10 years ago

    for people who do not like or trust a network news, you seem to spend an awful lot of time watching it.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 10 years ago

    Much as I hate to rub it with the all-important question, but you should ask anyone (even a kid who don’t know any better) “IfI’m dead, would I be talking to you right now?”

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    Vonne Anton  almost 10 years ago

    I heard Elvis was sick…is that true?

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Yup. All statements on Fox are true. Especially the ones about being dead.

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    rockngolfer  almost 10 years ago

    Snopes is kept in business by rumors of stars dying, The Free Wood Post and The Onion.

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    prrdh  almost 10 years ago

    I wonder if Egil has come up with a spellchecker for Internet-type runes to guard against that sort of thing.

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    runar  almost 10 years ago

    Here’s what Mark Twain really said:

    “James Ross Clemens, a cousin of mine was seriously ill two or three weeks ago in London but is well now. The report of my illness grew out of his illness, the report of my death was an exaggeration”Here is a copy of the actual note he wrote:
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    Linguist  almost 10 years ago

    First thing I do in the morning is check out the Irish Sports Page ( Obituaries ) and the Police Blotter. If I’m not listed in either one, then I know it’s going to be a good day !

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    INGSOC shoots and scores!

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    dfowensby  almost 10 years ago

    ¨And the next person to say that I’m gonna shoot."and he did.

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    Seed_drill  almost 10 years ago

    Saw Gordon Lightfoot a few years back, after his erroneously being reported dead. He quoted Twain.

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    ocngopher  almost 10 years ago

    I was at a Republican friend’s house Tuesday night and he had on Faux News…it was a hoot. I had to leave to keep from laughing at Carl Rove. Rushed home and kept watching it because it was so interesting watching the spin develop. I did keep going back to CNN when I wanted “fair and balanced” I may have to permanently unblock Faux from my UVERSE….almost as much fun as The Daily Show, except the DS is a much better news source.

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    dante.deangelo  almost 10 years ago

    As long as you know where Fox is coming from it’s a fine channel. Same can be said for MSNBC

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    pcolli  almost 10 years ago

    Typothermia? Typoglycaemia?

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    tazz555  almost 10 years ago

    Everything is true if its on the internet. In fact Im worth billions of dollars, am a model with PHD in everything

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    bmonk  almost 10 years ago

    “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”

    ~~ Benjamin Franklin

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    Vonne Anton  almost 10 years ago

    Politics, religion, right, left, atheist, liberal, conservative, islam, christian, red, blue…(Come on, Wiley…come and get me….nanner, nanner, naaaaaannnnnnerrrrrr! :-)

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    cookies333  almost 10 years ago

    My teacher doesn’t like us using wikipedia to get information.

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    hippogriff  almost 10 years ago

    ocngopher: As Molly Ivins was fond of pointing out, Herr Rove spelled his first name with a K, as befitted his politics.

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