Noah: Umm... let's not mention anything about this ok? The Biblical Extinction Theory
I knew it! …………..Hey, wasn’t it just after that that he started the Noah Weather Service?
My mother used to insist Noah’s Ark had dinosaurs on it.She also insisted Rock Hudson was straight and “Jeopardy” was rigged.
But if the whole Earth was covered, where’s the waterfall? Oh, right, it’s the drain where all that water went into the center of the Earth, and became lava, then stone, which explains the fossils!!
yep, just like always, history is written by the winners..
I hate it when that happens.
That model of the Earth looks more like Terry Pratchett.
Yes….and where did they end up? With a bunch of hairstylists, middle management types and a few hitch hikers on Earth..And just what colour should the wheel be?
The Bible does not teach that the earth was flat. The whole ancient world knew the earth wasa globe. It’s called watching ships go over the horizon. J
♫♫ The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah. ♫♫ The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah. ♫♫ The ants go marching two by two, the little one stopped to tie his shoe, ♫♫ And they all went marching down… in the Earth… to get out… of the rain… Boom boom boom…. ♫♫
Wait, Rock Hudson wasn’t straight?My Mother would have been so disapointed!
Or could it be that it doesn’t really matter?
Debbie, I believe in the same things that you do, and I didn’t mean to make it seem otherwise. My Mother really did have a crush on Rock Hudson. Sadly, she died around the same time as he did.
Aagh! You just beat me to the fire reference! I knew I shouldn’t have waited to read all the comments. Oh well, no mentioned using tree leafs (leaves?) for currency.
And don’t forget Jim Nabors! BTW, MY Mother was VERY shocked to learn about Johnny Mathis. Do you think they have the referenced theory in the Creation Museum?
If humans co-existed with T Rex, we would have been nothing but Chicken McNuggets to a carnivore like that.
Q: Why couldn’t Noah play cards?A: Cuz Mrs. Noah was standing on the deck.-Har-de-har-har-har. Sigh.
oh wait, what about that Dinosaur/Creationism museum in Kentucky. don’t tell me they lied to me? oh the Horror!!!
but Jeopardy!! it is rigged. another one done the tubes?
i guess ignorance is preferable to just accepting that human beings are carbon based life forms on a tiny speck of earth in the vast endless universe. we are so insignificant that way. way too scary and little in the scheme of things , right?
Which sadly most so-called realists still believe.
Some people think the ark looked like this. Others willingly believe it did. To their loss, unfortunately.
That is the edge of the Earth that the second ark is falling off. There are some who STILL believe the Earth is flat and the Sun revolves around it.
What does “flat” mean?
Heck, why stop at just two arks? Maybe Noah built a whole fleet of them, not only for the dinosaurs, but also all the extinct plants and invertebrates.
Of course, we’d still need to explain how he fit several million species onto the one ark that did survive and kept them all fed and healthy for about a year. (That amount of time is not a typo. It rained forty days and forty nights, but the ark continued at sea for a long time while the waters dried up.)
Check out reasons.org. They’re neither “young earth” nor “global flood.” Founded by an astrophysicist who says Genesis 1 is exactly right, in sequence, scientifically. (E.g., “In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth”: Big Bang; day (not 24 hr.) one: the opaque atmosphere became translucent; day four: the translucent atmosphere became transparent.)
“Don’t blame it on my God until you believe in him.” James Ward.
(“You have to believe in free will, you have no choice.” I.B. Singer ; – )
Really? And where did you find this in Scripture? Oh, yea… liberals are “tolerant” of everyone except Christians. It’s O.K. to discriminate against them. Right Wiley? John, Ph.D. and Classical Christian
Where are the giant turtles all the way down?
ha ha. awesome wiley
Where is Fred Flintstone?
@Alex it cracks me up everytime I hear it. How long can you tread water?
I will laugh about this one all day!
Perhaps you are in the same league with the flat earth theorists, disbelieving in " global warming " is a convenient self-deception for the Ridiculous Right . To deny that this world is going through a unprecedented global climate change ( notice I did not say “warming” ) , is ludicrous. We are experiencing some of the most horrific climatic events in modern recorded history. Don’t believe me ? Ask all those poor people in New Jersey, New York, Connecticut etc.
if you want the true ark fable (how’s that for double down?), go to youtube and load up “The Unicorn Song” by the irish rovers. ;)
“Perhaps you are in the same league with the flat earth theorists, disbelieving in " global warming " is a convenient self-deception for the Ridiculous Right"`My political leanings are not on the right. The fact that Stalin beat Hitler in the most recent election is less disturbing to me than if Hitler had won.`After the break up of the Soviet Union the large numbers of academic Socialists/Communists needed another cause. Global warming was a convenient ruse to regain power and destroy free civilization.`Weather has always been very destructive. Florida and Texas get bad hurricanes every 5 to 10 years. The Northeast only every 50 to 100 years. That hasn’t changed. Look up the Hurricane of Providence of 1814 which routed the British while they were burning down Washington, DC. New York was hit with horrendous storms in 1821 and 1898. Several smaller, but still very destructive storms hit New York during the 20th century. Your depending upon government propagandists (public school and mainstream media) for your information makes you guilty of self-deception.`Read an opposing viewpoint -Read anything by James Delingpole http://jamesdelingpole.com/Svensmark – The Chilling Stars
It’s true, I am whispering in a Hurricane of Idiocy, but if no one will speak out there is no hope. Actually mediocrity for the US is a best case scenario; I fear much worse is in store for us over the next 20 years. It seems that a majority of Americans are now dependent upon government (directly or indirectly). They will not vote to give up their support in return for freedom and independence.`Left wing ideation is not caused by brain damage; it is caused by miseducation. It is correctable with much effort, and that is my goal. People get the government they want. Right now people want to be dependent slaves. If the spark of freedom can once again be ignited the future could be bright.
“History of the World Pt-1” Moses comes off the mountain, “The Lord has given us these 15…(one tablet slips and breaks on impact)…er…10!, yes 10 Commandments!”
Fire that can be fitted nasally; it’s a posssibility (the committee came out on that one a few weeks ago) but I prefer the option of ice splinters slowly drawn the back (not mine) without telling anyone what you’re doing..I think it might catch on but we have to see if the idea bounces in the board room.
Watch out! Your ignorance is showing!!
Dang. A good blog ruined by something factual.
Try this on for size: Genesis 1:1 takes place “in the beginning.” Billions of years ago. Then creative day one begins in verse 2. All six creative days are observed from the standpoint of someone standing on Earth, watching developments as they appear from that perspective. They were not 24 hours long, but many thousands of years long. Thus dinosaurs could come and go before man, or the scarcity of fossils in the fertile crescent might indicate they never came close to humans, or any distant ones were never brought by God to Noah to put in the ark. -Oh, and the Bible clearly says the earth is round, long before humans could reasonably conclude that it was (Isaiah 40:22 was already cited by another commenter). The Devil showed Jesus a VISION of all the kingdoms of the earth (Luke’s account says “in an instant of time.” Now that will bend your brain!).
Holy…do you people always read cartoons so literally? It’s just a simple sight gag. Calm down and relax.
“Yeah? You poked me back first!”
I don’t understand why more guys don’t support gay marriage. We maybe wouldn’t look so bad if men like the ones you mentioned could openly take themselves out of the competition.
If the Lord had wanted it otherwise, He would have created Ararat II.
@Sturmmi14: You missed the point about the opaque atmosphere. The perspective given is “the surface of the deep”, below the atmosphere.
Suggested reading: “The First Three Minutes” by Nobel Prize-winning physicist Steven Weinberg.
And the answer to life the universe, and everything is 42