Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 28, 2012
Lucy: What are you working on? Danae: A history report on the runny-sauce era, which I think began when spaghetti and pizza were discovered. Lucy: OH... so what's your report about. Danae: A great artist and scientist, Leonardo DiCaprio! He painted the Mona Lisa and invented the helicopter, but he couldn't make a living doing that so he became a movie star. Lucy: Um... that doesn't sound right... Danae: Oh. Let me clarify it for you... Leonardo DiCaprio was a leading man in the runny-sauce era!! Lucy: I keep forgetting that being loud equals being right in human society. Danae: That reminds me... it's an oral report, so I should bring my bullhorn tomorrow.