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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 07, 2012

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    pouncingtiger  about 9 years ago

    Good. I could use a drink.

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    Linguist  about 9 years ago

    This gives going into the cloud a whole new meaning.

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    el8  about 9 years ago

    huzzah!

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    Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Try “Home”.

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    The Nihilist  about 9 years ago

    Breathing aside — How does sound travel in a vacuum??

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    Linguist  about 9 years ago

    DON’T TOUCH THE ESCAPE BUTTON !!!

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    rogue53  about 9 years ago

    Save As

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    Nebulous Premium Member about 9 years ago

    So if your computer has both you’re in big trouble.RIGHT?

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    mrbribery  about 9 years ago

    just Restore the system to day before yesterday

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    Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Your information is outdated. Here’s the current Apple key labeling:

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    pcolli  about 9 years ago

    I just tried it and I’m still on Earth. What software was he running?

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    My favorite ALTS…14 ♫ ,13 ♪ and 167, º….and 155, ¢ and 156, £ are pretty cool too..♥ ☼

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    Oh, don’t get me wrong, I got nothin’ against space, spent a lot of time there in the 70’s…..the view is….interesting…..

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    Um,….they ARE going to blow up like balloons and pop, right?

    Panel two?…

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    WCLamb  about 9 years ago

    @Unnormal…

    Degrees=ALT+167

    Check http://chexed.com/ComputerTips/asciicodes.php

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    WCLamb  about 9 years ago

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    gilmccarthy  about 9 years ago

    I bought an Apple II+ for about $2,500. It had 64k of memory and you could write little programs and save them to the floppy disks (two disk drives!).Castle Wolfenstien was a wonderful game to play with my little girls 6 & 4.

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    Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Real flesh-and-blood critters don’t blow up like balloons and pop. They eventually swell up to about twice normal volume due to gas bubbles once the body’s ability to control internal pressure fails, but can be revived if recovered quickly (within a couple of minutes) and treated properly.http://www.geoffreylandis.com/ebullism.html(These cartoon characters are also not real. They speak and presumably are heard in a vacuum, which would be impossible for us.)

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    tripwire45  about 9 years ago

    Can I try that?

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    philyfanstukinmi  about 9 years ago

    And the space bar would have alt music and you can run a tab, as long as you have command of your senses. They may even let you return.

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    cdward  about 9 years ago

    May I recommend going into the Time Machine and traveling back a day or two?

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    DavidGBA  about 9 years ago

    Only Apple can do this?

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  about 9 years ago

    The cat’s either like"How you like me now?" or like freaked out

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    dabugger  about 9 years ago

    just who da heck reads that stuff?

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    Habogee  about 9 years ago

    I think that might be why he used that combination. It would be impossible for some unwitting reader to try it and get ejected into space.

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    eramie  about 9 years ago

    @bugsfunnies and unnormal: also Option 0 (zero) for the degree symbol on a Mac.

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    Linguist  about 9 years ago

    My advice to all of you is : STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT !!

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    Gokie5  about 9 years ago

    That should be “include.” I don’t feel like going through the copy/correct/paste routine for this one again.

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    Banjo Evans  about 9 years ago

    or the “any” key

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    angusdad  about 9 years ago

    Houston, we have a problem

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    stanwal  about 9 years ago

    A space bar? Is that like a Milky Way?

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    watmiwori  about 9 years ago

    And people wonder why I hate computers!

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    Nebulous Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I’m still having trouble finding the ‘ANY’ key.

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    YatInExile Premium Member about 9 years ago

    On my very first day of my very first computer class, we were told this would happen if we hit the “Escape” key. There are days when I wish it worked.

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    Arianne  about 9 years ago

    Just in case it might help anyone… If you don’t have a numeric pad, there is a way to still use these alt codes. I found it when I Googled “alt codes”. I’d be happy to try to help if anyone needs it. Briefly, you hold down the “Fn” key while pressing a key with a lock symbol on it. There should be some indicator light showing that the function lock is engaged. Then, certain keyboard keys can be used for the numeric pad. M=0, J=1, K=2, L=3, U=4, I=5, O=6, 7=7, 8=8, 9=9. You can see the numbers under the letters on the keys.

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    wrwallaceii  about 9 years ago

    Ah… so this is a ‘fatal error’ huh. hmmmm

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    Hunter7  about 9 years ago

    END works similar to Home. But like with the ESCAPE…. dont try it!

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