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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 06, 2012

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    Stop me if you’ve heard th

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    rogue53  about 9 years ago

    But not his limit on bass.

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    Linguist  about 9 years ago

    So… this Grouper walks into a bar….

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    Linguist  about 9 years ago

    Carp, eh, Diem ! ( Canadian Latin )

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    Can't Sleep  about 9 years ago

    Ya know, I had an uncle who drank like a — nah, never mind,

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    mrbribery  about 9 years ago

    waiter, do you serve fish here?

    sir, we serve everybody here!

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    el8  about 9 years ago

    Alas, there’s not so many fish left in the sea.

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    Rodney99  about 9 years ago

    This conversation is starting to flounder.

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    thirdguy  about 9 years ago

    imagine how the fish felt!

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    pcolli  about 9 years ago

    He’s talking a load of carp.

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    Arianne  about 9 years ago

    It’s not easy to empathize with such a cold fish.

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    King_Shark  about 9 years ago

    It’s Phishface on the lam from Dick Tracy.

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    Hey, buddy, can you spare a fin?

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    PICTO  about 9 years ago

    “I take it that the fish is named Phil.”No, the human is named Phil. I believe the fish’s name is Gill.

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    DrJKnows  about 9 years ago

    A Taliban terrorist and a rabbi walk into a bar. The terrorist shoots the rabbi. It was justifiable homicide because the rabbi was singing "Hey Mr. Taliban, tally me banana . . . "

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    lonecat  about 9 years ago

    Where do fish lay their eggs? In roe houses.

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    lonecat  about 9 years ago

    How do you know if a fish is singing in tune? Check his scales.

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    I guess the fish is glad this isn’t a dry town.

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    philyfanstukinmi  about 9 years ago

    He thought he had him hooked, but now he’s telling another story about the one that got away.

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    Arianne  about 9 years ago

    Good one!

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    yimhere  about 9 years ago

    Phil knows a snook when he smelt it…….

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    rogue53  about 9 years ago

    Thanks for injecting stupidity into, up until your comment, was a lot of humor.

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    Vonne Anton  about 9 years ago

    All these fish jokes are giving me a haddock!

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    Cmlbx  about 9 years ago

    He might be a pisces working for scale.

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Sushi, anyone?

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    Linguist  about 9 years ago

    This all sounds fishy to me. Phil walked into that bar just for the halibut.

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    Justice22  about 9 years ago

    I think he’s just talking out of his bass.

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    pawpawbear  about 9 years ago

    Poor Phil, he wanted a Lass and all he got was a bass. There, my pun is added to the rest. Would someone please judge the best.

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    lonecat, but if they are out of tune, how do you tuna fish?

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    reynard61  about 9 years ago

    “Wet Dreams” by Kip Addotta.

    “The mechanic told me that I’d blown a seal. I said, ‘Fix the d****d thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal!’”

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    Caddy57  about 9 years ago

    What was his name? Not sure but he said Carp A. Diem

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    DGWillie  about 9 years ago

    Wouldn’t that be “on the Lamb” from Dick Tracy??

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    gosfreikempe  about 9 years ago

    Salmon needs to take these punsters out back and give them some concrete socks; let ’em swim with the lawyers. :)

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    gosfreikempe  about 9 years ago

    Although I agree with you, friend, I agree that you should wither stay on the topic of bad puns instead of bad politics (or is that a redudancy?), or clam up. You’ll only attract the trolling sort… :)

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