Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 05, 2012

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    Linguist  over 10 years ago

    It’s called " Selective Memory ". I get accused of having that ,and "Selective Hearing ", all the time !

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    Agent54  over 10 years ago

    Translated for people who do not understand Ed. Shut Up Your Mouth – I trying to watch TV.

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    mrbribery  over 10 years ago

    thanks for the memories!

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    wdpeck  over 10 years ago

    Mutual avoidance – the key to a happy marriage!

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    Aussie Down Under  over 10 years ago

    My elderly mother-in-law doesn’t have trouble remembering things. It’s the R.S.S. that drives everyone insane. (Repetitive Story Syndrome).

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    Stop me if you’ve heard this.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    gmartin, Hey, hey, I intend to be an old man someday…(Only sixty, now…)….so settle down…

    Man, I was going ask Wiley a question but, I can’t remember what it was……somethin’ about somethin’….

    Does anybody have any chocolate pudding?

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    King_Shark  over 10 years ago

    Maybe the entire cast of Mary Worth can try this technique on Wilbur and Dawn to make them stop going onandonandonandon about their ship sinking experience.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    jreckard, pause….please pause….

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 10 years ago

    Man, that’s The Bickersons and The Lockhorns all rolled into one!

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    zoidknight  over 10 years ago

    Yes, and the correct answer should always be “Yes, now be quiet.”

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    yimhere  over 10 years ago

    For many of us, this is a recurring dream…. or nightmare, depending on how you remember it. Whatever…..

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    Mostly Water Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Edna, it might help if you toss the TV out the window and whack him on the head with a rubber mallet. He would remember that… unless you whack him too hard.

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    Vonne Anton  over 10 years ago

    Somehow I suspect Wiley doesn’t have fond memories of wedded bliss…has anyone seen a strip of his that depicted a loving couple?

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 10 years ago

    “Does anybody have any chocolate pudding?”#That reminds me of the time when…#Hey, wait, did you hear the joke about the Rabbi and the Taliban Terrorist? Well, a Rabbi walks into a bar, sees the Terrorist and starts singing “:Hey Mr. Taliban, tali-me banana”.#Oh, heck, I forget what happens next!

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    guru2u  over 10 years ago

    A lot of people my age are having memory issues, but mine must be getting better. My wife says I’m remembering things that never even happened!

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    DrJKnows  over 10 years ago

    Hey! It’s just us seniors’ way of memory refresh. We have to refresh every few minutes or else it’s gone forever. So in summary, let me repeat . . . Wait, what was I saying?? Oh well, it’s a good thing we can still drive.

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    dabugger  over 10 years ago

    So much of America. BURNT OUT!

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    Gokie5  over 10 years ago

    “You mean she’s one of those ’Did I ever tell you about the time………’That’s usually the province of old men."It’s also the province of old women. My mom was a past master at it, and as you, a frequent commenter, can see, I’m there now. However, I believe that as of yet I can recall when I’ve mentioned something before. Give me ten years, or maybe five. . . .

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    padgetster  over 10 years ago

    About the only thing husbands can do to keep from talking to their spousal units is to fake that the question has been asked, then answer it definitively just as Ed has done.It works most every time, however, so long as you can prevent your spousal unit from reading Non Sequitur, that’s all the better, for then your secret is safe.

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    Fan o’ Lio.  over 10 years ago

    I love circular logic, but this conversation doesn’t make the full circle.

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    joe vignone  over 10 years ago

    Women seem to remember everything. is it because they don’t have a woman to take care of?

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    BluePumpkin  over 10 years ago
    . . And yet oddly enough, it is more frequently old men who choose to remarry when widowed than old women.
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    damdduck  over 10 years ago

    that is percisely why i am not married anymore. no wife, no kids, no bs, and no honey do list. total peace and quiet. and i drive highway tractor so i dont talk to a lot of people.

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