Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 10, 2012
Danae: How old are you, Grandma? Flo: Let's just say I can remembah when gettin' a tattoo was an act of rebellion, not conformity. Captain Eddie: I got ya beat, Flo... I can remembah when Jay Leno was funny. Flo: Whoa! I always thought that was a myth. Danae: Um... who is Jay Leno? Flo: Oh, he used to be a famous comedian, deah... Now he's just famous. Danae: ? Captain Eddie: Heh-heh. Good one, Flo. Danae: According to my research so far, getting old causes a weird sense of humor. Lucy: And kind of vicious.