Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 31, 2012

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    tanya96  over 10 years ago

    her bed looks neater than mine ever has though

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    Linguist  over 10 years ago

    You want me to do what with that vacuum?

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    revisages  over 10 years ago

    when it’s playing dirty to get defensive

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    The Nihilist  over 10 years ago

    Double the med’s or cut them in half…

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    Peabody-Martini  over 10 years ago

    A dirty sock can be very scary depending on who’s sock it is.

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    dkendraf  over 10 years ago

    Okay, since Danae doesn’t clean her room, she’s got to know that Lucy’s being paranoid. Right?

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    asaint  over 10 years ago

    It has to be a tentacle….since when would Danae wear a white sock?!!

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    GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Or it could be a plain old dirty sock so ripe it’s got a life of its own.

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    cdward  over 10 years ago

    Compared to my sons, that room looks immaculate.

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    psychlady  over 10 years ago

    The monster will get you, Danae!!

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Obviously nobody cleaned out the monsters under the bed…

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    BTW, I’ve always wondered where the mate to that sock that is always hanging on the end of the bed like a totem….Maybe an anti monster totem? Kids dirty socks could definitely strike fear into any monster….well, unless they’re weirdos….Sniff? You smell somethin’?

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    kpduty  over 10 years ago

    I LOVE the third panel. It reminds me that Danae is a child, standing there on the bed with her little bare feet – a precocious, cynical little beast, but nevertheless a child. And the expressions on their faces… priceless.

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    palos  over 10 years ago

    The monster is probably afraid of Danae and that is why it is hiding under her bed.

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    Can't Sleep  over 10 years ago

    Worry about the sock only if you’ve seen it crawl out from under the bed – clothes that are dirty enough to move on their own are dangerous!

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    Wizard4168  over 10 years ago

    This is why you shouldn’t go overboard with house-cleaning: it only disturbs the monsters.

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    sonnygreen  over 10 years ago

    After my son outgrew his youth bed, I got him a waterbed. A waterbed does not have a space under the bed. Therefore; no monsters. He just turned 46, still has a waterbed. The only monsters that bother him are on top of the bed with him.

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    Vonne Anton  over 10 years ago

    Being a slob is a nice safety feature, and that sock is only a problem if there is still a foot in it…left over from the last child that the monster got…(that’s what I told my kids! Ha-Ha! Not really.)

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    dabugger  over 10 years ago

    So now we know the truth, Lucy is Danae’s alter ego. All this time we suspected. What was that lurking in the mind our little girl? Wiley the shadow knows……

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    thad.humphries  over 10 years ago

    When my boys were small, their mom would put skin cream on them after their evening baths. When one asked what it was, I told them, “Baby sauce, so when the alligators crawl out from under your bed, you taste good.” Their mom was horrified, but they found if funny.

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