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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 24, 2012

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    Dtroutma  over 9 years ago

    Explains it.

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    revisages  over 9 years ago

    tactful was as tactful is…as the team proceeds from the auditorium

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    Aussie Down Under  over 9 years ago

    Didn’t apply for a six months extension?.

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    Vonne Anton  over 9 years ago

    Love the buttcrack! If tax auditing doesn’t work out, there’s always plumbing.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 9 years ago

    Future Tax auditors showing pent up emotion? I didn’t think they had any personality. Wait I just got them confused with Accountants.

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    luckylouie  over 9 years ago

    i was once singing the song “Smiles” (There are smiles that make you happy / There are smiles that make you blue) and my wife said, “What kind of smile would make you blue?” I replied, “When the tax auditor says, ‘There seems to be a little problem with a couple of your deductions.’”

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Don’t worry guys, those guys will eventually discover girls and you’ll have the court all to yourselves….

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    SoItBegins~  over 9 years ago

    …cause I’m the Tax Man Yeaaaah, the Tax Man

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    EDinWAState  over 9 years ago

    Eexxiilleenntt!

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    tripwire45  over 9 years ago

    I thought the big kid would be a plumber. He’s got “the crack.”

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    psychlady  over 9 years ago

    Dream on!!

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    V-Beast  over 9 years ago

    I didn’t see the crack, it looked like a belt loop over a tan belt.

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    starthrower50  over 9 years ago

    This might explain every other officious bureaucrat too. Nothing else seems to.

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    Spamgaard  over 9 years ago

    Is there ANY situation that weapons or the implied threat of them cannot solve?

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    LingeeWhiz  over 9 years ago

    The tax man is a butt crack!

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    hcr1985  over 9 years ago

    Like my mom used to say “Be kind to nerds..one day they may interview you for a job, and you don’t want them to remember the swirly you gave them!!!”

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    Gokie5  over 9 years ago

    I was always picked last for sports because of lack of athletic talent, esp. in grade school, when I was next-to-smallest in the class. The only exception occurred when my athletic best friend was doing the choosing – then I was first. Also, first for spelling bees. I could see the point of not picking me for a team, and grew up reasonably well adjusted.

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    yimhere  over 9 years ago

    Like the old Swarthmore cheer: “We don’t care what you say – you will work for us one day!”

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    unca jim  over 9 years ago

    Reminds me of something from “Frasier”..Scene; He and Niles at a toy store, shopping something for visiting son Frederick. A guy sneers about the ‘nerdy stuff’ they’re looking for.Frasier’s retort something to the effect of; “well, MY nerdy kid just may be operating on YOUR kid’s prostate someday !!”

    @spamgaard; “No.”

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    DavidGBA  over 9 years ago

    The worm turns ! What goes around comes around.

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    Another reference: Frank, who is banned from using the Kayak travel site.

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    Vonne Anton  over 9 years ago

    Just so they don’t play shirts vs skins…that could get really ugly. Wouldn’t it be nice if tax auditors let us play HORSE over any discrepancies?

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    kpduty  over 9 years ago

    Reminds me of the Designing Women episode where Julia Sugarbaker annihilates Ray Don(the lounge lizard) in a restaurant and he, of course, turns up later to audit her business. Priceless.

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    treered  over 9 years ago

    would it be sexist to note that the girl got picked before either of them? :)

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Okay……… so………. who is Bill Watterson?

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago

    @Number Six:You are a wily poster, but asking for an apology seems like a non sequitur.

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    Vonne Anton  over 9 years ago

    @ Hobbes:

    Can I join the He-Man Woman Haters Club?

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    rugratz2222  over 9 years ago

    @treered … which one is the girl?

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    el8  over 9 years ago

    and software gazillionaires

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