Man: OK, enough hard news... can we have the sports or comics section now?
Ooh, the comics, please!
The same ones in government who want the U.S. Constitution rewritten, want all those rewritten as well. Figures.
Or with recent revelations, Tiger Woods has once again become the comic section. Hale Hank Haney.
Someone’s gonna be savin’ him a warm place beside the fire…
This is the Mt. Sinai Street Journal. We don’t have sports or comics.
Kali — hey, who knows… that’s not written in stone.
If those were Android tablets he could be visiting GoComics.com.
hard news? more like op-ed
In a few thousand years the Obamessiah will rewrite the whole thing and usurp Moses and God.
Hard news? I fart in your general direction! There is no such thing as hard news, real news or in depth news, anywhere in the U.S. We are the most uninformed population in the world in many ways…
Oh! A recent entry! Thou shalt smite booger brained boys…(as if there were any other….) Yup! Just came up….
Send the gratuitous form letter from catholic league.
Moses was asked to come forth, but somehow managed to run third.
Except for some of the comments.
“Lazarus, come forth”“Moses, let your people go”“Jesus, come again”
Sadly, all the people like that were killed in their sleep.
How interesting, this could apply to a certain Canadian News broadcast too…
People, you ARE the comic section!
@DrToonNo I don’t
“The Latest Decalogue,” by Hugh Clough
Thou shalt have one God only; whoWould be at the expense of two?No graven images may beWorshipped, except the currency:Swear not at all; for, for thy curseThine enemy is none the worse:At church on Sunday to attendWill serve to keep the world thy friend:Honour thy parents, that is, allFrom whom advancement may befall;Thou shalt not kill; but need’st not striveOfficiously to keep alive:Do not adultery commit;Advantage rarely comes of it:Thou shalt not steal; an empty feat,When it’s so lucrative to cheat:Bear not false witness; let the lieHave time on its own wings to fly:Thou shalt not covet, but traditionApproves all forms of competition.
Comics, please. Modern day Moses you are preaching to the choir. Who sends thousands to war, but never comes out without a nick? Who votes themselves a pay raise then takes away Medicare? etc.
And lo! Though ye only spake unto us a humorous smite of mine own news preferences, Wiley didst cause to come forth the anti-religion and anti-Christian pestilences to comment in their commentary way. Alas, poor Yorick! (Oops, wrong reference!)
If there were any Christians alive today…I’ve met maybe two in my lifetime…they’d be living like Thoreau and tougher than the Taliban, but not as compromising…and we’d be stringing them up just like the old days, because they can be mighty uncomfortable to be around…everything you know is WRONG, and according to the BOOK you’ve never read, they are right and every serviceperson and every politician…every one…plus the rich guys Jesus tossed out of the temple and the camel who will never get thru the eye of the needle…is NOT a Christian. Read the Book with the rules in it yourself.
I actually tried being a Christian and failed miserably. It was sooooo much easier to become a Green Beret. You have probably not tried EITHER. Just as well.Don’t read the book, follow your leaders or local pulpitliars…
I always laugh when the righties try to make a case that the Ten Commandments are just fine for everyone and should therefore be plastered all over our public, tax-supported institutions.
They obviously forget that their first commandment does NOT apply to everyone.
Sharuniboy, what a gracious way to say “Wear the #$%^& shoe!”
Thou shalt love thy GoComics!
As long as the commandments are fair and balanced, they’re OK.
yeah. wholesale slaughter and banishment into the high desert with no food or water worked a LOT better.
Love it! I LIVE for the comics every day! ;-)
Um……….take two tablets and call me in the mourning?……..
Tigre and Sturmmi14, what amazes me is, that by it’s very nature, our country has some of the best and the brightest people who have ever lived! But we also have people (A lot…) who seem to have no memory, or any idea how bills can become law. And, in the most educated countries in the world some people choose to not know the truth. Like the folks who believe we can drill our way out of gas prices and vulnerability to foreign powers………When, by all accounts, North America only has 2% of the oil in the world. Ignorance is bliss….
What’s really ironic is that some of the responses posted here match the response of the crowd in Wiley’s comic…
Let’s see, which comics could they be? BC? Alley Oop?
Dude, you are referring to Mel Brooks “History of the World, Pt. 1”. I remember how funny it was then….